Recent content by Darkwing

Granted! You cross that midnight sky! And fly right into the sun. I wish more people knew who Tyrael was.

Granted. They are here. Where is here? You will never know. I wish to change the rule for hair dye to make it easier to maintain.

(The fire shade deity is the Big Bad Evil Guy in our campaign.) You two are now immortal. You watch everything else die around you. Loved ones, children, empires and entire solar systems. You sit together on the nothingness that is left after the end, floating endlessly. Not dead, but not...

Granted! The dog is immortal.... You are not. I wish for the fireshade bbeg to be less of a jerk.

I'm sorry buddy... The dog you wished for... It had to be put down... It scratched too many people. I wish for my dm to not be a sadist.

Granted. Nothing happens. Ever. This drives Sans to be paranoid for eternity. What have you done? I wish for someone to shake Brune's hand. He's been offering it for weeks.

Granted! Its tiny. Tasty while it lasted, though. I wish for a pygmy dragon egg.

5/10 Because Severus can't be serious with that lack of a fashion pose.

Granted! The pants are beautiful! Aaand baby sized. I wish for a blade.

Granted! You can't believe it's not cheese! I wish to be good enough at art that I can make my D&D characters in specific scenes. No higher though. Don't want to ask for too much of a miracle.

Granted. The eraser is cheap, and doesn't last long. I calmly tell the genie that I please wish for the hallucinogenic bodies of my loved ones to not be in my nice lake, please... While I internally freak out.

Granted. It tastes terrible. Why did you want this cupcake? I wish for a bio-luminescent lake. A whole lake. Right by me.

Surprise! A reply! It only took a year. I wish for a headset.

Life is rolling along, and that's better than nothing, I guess.

You followed everyone in the group but me :'