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"Who cares? What matters is what's in the cup." -Anonymous high school student in response to the "glass half full" debate

The Stanley Parable Comedy is an art Humanist philosophy is an art The Stanley Parable is one of the funniest games I've ever played and by far the funniest that has made me ruminate on my existence as a human being.

1) What's your favorite idea? Sloths that can move upwards of 35mph. Like, how terrifying would that be? 2) Do you like waffles? Do ya like pancakes? Waffles are just barely better. 3) Did the egg or the chicken come first? Irrelevant, they are both delicious. 4) On a scale of one to ten...

I'm not 100% certain if any of that was sarcasm, but I'm just gonna assume you were agreeing with me cause that's how I jive.

I kid, of course. Unpopular opinions, eh? Let's see... I don't like chocolate New Year's is my favorite holiday. That's about all I've got.

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I started roleplaying in general when I was, like, six and me and my brothers would make up elaborate adventure stories and act them out on trampolines with toy swords and the like. My first text-based roleplaying was around four years ago. Ever heard of the Warriors series? I started on their...

Luke Daniels (audio book narrator) could voice nearly every character I've ever come up with.

Sup dude, name's Captain Cannonfists. I haven't roleplayed in, like, three years and I wasn't very good at it when I did, so we're in about the same boat. Hit me up if you're ever looking to talk, it's the only thing I'm great at.