Chapter Two
"Miserly Mischief"
The fight raged on, but thanks to everyone working together and the aid of the Sugarplum army, the Mouse Army fell left and right.
"No! Get up, you lousy rodents! We can't lose or I won't get a pay raise!" But as time went on, it was abundantly clear that the enemy forces would not be succeeding.
"Your paycheck isn't the only thing you should worry about right now, Balrog!" From the left side of the balcony, Cammy and Ryu appeared, staring the boxer down.
"Ha! Think I'm scared of you?! Yeah right!" Balrog punched his fists together.
"I can take you both on, easy!"
"You'll have to take us on, as well!" Guile and Alex appeared on the other side, closing Balrog in effectively. And down below? Karin, Sakura, and Birdie were ready if he jumped. He was surrounded, and the chances of him taking all seven on, much less the entire group on, were extremely slim.
"Fine. You know what? FINE! Take your stupid key piece! See if I care!" Balrog ripped something dangling off his gold chain and tossed it at Ryu's feet.
"This is bullshit anyways! That lameass Mouse King was paying us in something called Schrute Bucks! What the Hell is a Schrute Buck? Huh?!"
"Whatever it is, it's not our problem." Guile walked forward and handcuffed Balrog.
"You're under arrest, and so is every rodent here."
"Fine by me! I'd rather be in jail than in this stupid story! Toyland, Sugarplum fairies? This is the stupidest thing I've ever been a part of! And I was in the live action movie! Both of 'em!"
"Hold on...you're self aware now? Like, you know this isn't real?"
"Yeah, I know it's not real! At least...now I do. Wait, why am I telling any of you any of this? I hate all of you! Throw me in jail already, I want out of this fanfic NOW!"
As Guile led him away, Ghostwriter joined the group on the balcony.
"Well. Glad that's over. I'm not exactly one for fighting, so hopefully that's the last bout we have."
"Not if you're going to the Freezeflame Galaxy next," Cammy replied.
"You'll be up against the Miser Brothers. For your sake, I hope they're in a good mood..."
"Wha-the Miser Brothers?! From that Rankin-Bass Christmas special?!" Ghostwriter groaned, burying his face in his hands.
"THIS is what my keyboard is being used for?"
Oh shut up. It's the best one! Besides, they're gonna sing!
"Kill. Me. A. Second. Time."
Ryu picked up the key piece, looking it over.
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"There are two more pieces, right? We should get moving if we want to get everyone home in time for Christmas."
"Good luck, everyone! We're going to clean up Toyland and the rest of Balrog's crooks, and who knows? Maybe Guile and I will join you later. You can get to your next location through the clocktower up ahead."
"The clocktower? How does THAT work?" As if to answer Sakura's question, the clocktower doors swung open, revealing a portal right behind.
"Oh yes, how convenient." Ghostwriter snarked, continuing to be the sarcastic loser he is.
"Let's just get out of here."
After a wave goodbye from Cammy and the soldiers, the group would enter the portal, which would send them flying through dimensions....with this awesome music playing!
Awwwww yeah.
Unfortunately (or fortunately, idk) a few of the group members would wind up going adrift, flying out of line with everyone else.
Plutia, Sans, Ciel, and Spawn would find themselves hurtling through time, landing not-so-delicately on an island with Macy and a bunch of misfit toys.
Everyone else, however, would find their surroundings becoming white. And when the white cleared up...there was more white. And cold. And snow and wind and...
"It's a goddamn blizzard!"
Sure enough, a blizzard raged all around the heroes. The freeze part was covered, but what about the flame?
"I don't know about you, Ryu, but I don't think this is one of their usual feuds."
"No...this seems like an all-out war. But why? I thought those two were thick as thieves...normally."
"I get the feeling the answer to that hss to do with the Mouse King's henchman. But we can't stay in this cold for long."
"It couldn't hurt to try and talk to the two of them, right? I can handle Snow Miser, and you take on Heat Miser."
"Fine by me. But how do we find 'em in this blizzard?"
Luckily two convenient doors popped up, one blue, one red. You're welcome.
"Well...there you have it." Ryu walked off to the
blue door, and Alex the
red. If you wanted to get out of this blizzard, I suggest you make your choice fast.
Oh, and Ibuki was no longer a Naruto fan. Unless she wanted to be. Because Naruto is awesome.
Cast List
@dark as
Al Simmons (Spawn)
[MISFIT]
@Takumi as
Bee (Bee and Puppycat) and
Oliver (Vocaloid)
@Alex Azure as
Chibiterasu (Okami) and
Macy Moretti (Original Character)
[MISFIT]
@thatguyinthestore as
Ciel Phantomhive (Black Butler)
[MISFIT] and
Elizabeth Midford (Black Butler)
@belVita as
Davey Stone (Eight Crazy Nights)
@Jeremi as
Elena (Street Fighter) and
Hecate (Marvel Comics, Earth-616)
@ThatAverageGuy as
Escargoon (Kirby: Right Back At Ya!)
@York as
Eva Rosaline (To the Moon/Finding Paradise) and
Neil Watts (To the Moon/Finding Paradise)
@Khan of the Mardu as
Ibuki (Street Fighter)
@Sen as
Issun (Okami)
@Minerva as
Luka Megurine (Vocaloid)
@Crow as
MadokaP (Idolm@ster: Cinderella Girls) and
Momoka Sakurai (Idolm@ster: Cinderella Girls)
@Pretentious Pineapple as
Okami Amaterasu(Okami) and
Teresa Agnes (The Maze Runner)
@Widowmaker as
Plutia/Iris Heart (Hyperdimension Neptunia)
[MISFIT] and
Sans (Underfell)
[MISFIT]
@Neko Shogun as
Sayori (Doki Doki Literature Club) and
Joshua Kiryu (The World Ends With You)
@Gummi Bunnies as
Shun Akiyama (Yakuza) and
Haruka Suwamura (Yakuza)
@Archmage Jeremiah as
Silora Moongrove(World of Warcraft OC)
@Lucky as
Will Knight (Original Character) and
Orion (Original Character)
