Non-Canon The Nutcracker: Arcade Edition (Christmas Special)

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Will and Orion

Will looked over at Orion who was already staring at the food. " Thankfully, I ate earlier, but I might have some more," he said, though not sure, letting the others get some food first. Will's stomach grumbled and he had run out of food earlier when not eating the party food. He sighed and got a little of the food that Snow Meister was offering and took a bite, hoping that it was good. He guessed they would be eating.

@Yun Lee @Minerva @Crow @Takumi @Jeremi @Khan of the Mardu @blue Door
 
"Well...oh my! It's time!" The little seals all scurried to line up in front of a door as music began to play.

"Wait...what's goin' on?" Birdie asked a seal nearby.

"It's time for Mister Snow Miser to introduce himself!"

"Is...is he gonna...sing?"

"Yep!"

"But...why?"

The seal just shrugged. "I dunno! We just...gotta sing!"


The door flew open, bringing a gust of icy wind into the room. And in stepped Snow Miser himself...

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"Oh no....these bastards got Honda."

Blissfully unaware of Birdie's hurtful comments (which there would be no more of now that Birdie had a mouth full of peanut butter, and so would anyone else who tests me), Honda would begin to sing.

"I'm Mister White Christmas,
I'm Mister Snow!
I'm Mister Icicle,
I'm Mister Ten Below!
Friends call me Snow Miser;
What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch...
I'm too much!"

The seals began dancing best they could without knees and very moveable arms, and would join in.

"He's Mister White Christmas,
He's Mister Snow!"

"That's right!"


"He's Mister Icicle,
He's Mister Ten Below!"

"Friends call me Snow Miser,
What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch-"

"He's too much!"

"I never want to see a day
That's over forty degrees;
I'd rather have it thirty,
Twenty, ten, five and let it freeeeEEEEEEeeze!"

"He's Mister White Christmas,
He's Mister Snow!"

"That's right!"

"He's Mister Icicle,
He's Mister Ten Below!"

"Friends call me Snow Miser,
What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
...too much."

The seals would stop dancing, and yell:
"Too Much!"

Sakura, though slightly confused, clapped, while Birdie attempted to get the peanut butter out of his mouth. Honda, however, would turn to Ryu. "Ryu! Good to see ya! Last time I saw you, you were a tiny little action figure!"

"I'm...well, all right, considering the circumstances. But we need to talk about-"

"Talk later! Everyone, dig in! There's plenty of grub to go around!" ...looks like he wasn't in a talkative mood.


@Lucky @Minerva @Crow @Takumi @Jeremi @Khan of the Mardu @BlueDoor

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At the exact same time, the forks all assembled in front of a door. "It's time for Heat Miser to introduce himself!"

"I can't watch..." Ghostwriter tied his scarf as a blindfold like the coward he is.


The door flew open, and a group of little girls with blue hair ran through. Karin recognized them and nodded. "Just as I thought!"

Shortly after, Heat Miser himself appeared.

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"Here it comes..." Ghostwriter covered his ears. Loser. No matter what, it wouldn't stop Hakan from singing:

"I'm Mister Green Christmas,
I'm Mister Sun!
I'm Mister Heat Blister,
I'm Mister 101!
They call me Heat Miser;
whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch...
I'm too much!"

The forks would do their best to dance, despite their own physical limitations, and sing along:
"He's Mister Green Christmas,
he's Mister Sun!
He's Mister Heat Blister,
he's Mister 101!"

"They call me Heat Miser;
whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch..."

"He's too much!"

"Thank you."
"I never want to know a day that's under 60 degrees,
I'd rather have it 80, 90, 100 degrees!"

Hakan winked at the group watching the show.
"Oh, some like it hot, but I like it really hot! Ahaha!"

"He's Mister Green Christmas,
he's Mister Sun!"

"Sing it!"

"He's Mister Heat Blister,
he's Mister Hundred and One!"

"They call me Heat Miser;
whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch...
I'm too much."

The forks would stop dancing, finishing off with a shouted,
"Too much!"

The little girls all cheered, running up to their father, who picked two of them up. "Ahahaha! That was fun! I never get to sing anymore..."

"You never really sing at all, from what I remember," Karin said. "But I get the feeling you don't remember me?"

"But of course I do! How can I forget Miss Karin Kanzuki herself? And Alex! How are you doing, buddy? Did you try the stew?"

"No, but we gotta talk about-mmph!" A pretty blonde woman would cut him off by stuffing a spoonful of stew in his mouth.

Hakan laughed. "Now you have! Thank you, Melike my love! Everyone, try the stew! It's extra stewy this year!"

Seems like he's not much for conversation, either.

@Takumi @Crow @Neko Shogun @Alex Azure @Pretentious Pineapple @RedDoor

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"Huh? Yeah, sure. I have a mint-condition one back home, anyways. And hey, be careful with Goofe, Macy! That thing is rare! Almost as rare as that Specialman over there."

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@Alex Azure @Raynar Saassin @Raptor Jesus @dark @Misfits​
 
Yun Lee said:
"Huh? Yeah, sure. I have a mint-condition one back home, anyways.
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"Yay~ Thank you so much~" Plutia smiled with happiness knowing she could take the doll home. "Ehehe~ I'm going to take good care of it~"
@Yun Lee

"Not to interrupt our little meeting and all. But why exactly have you tossed us here? Are we not good enough for your so-called story? If that were the case, why the freak did you invite us in the first place if we were thrown away here like trash?! Ugh. Told you before we got thrown into this mess, that you'd want any Sans other than me. Actually..." Sans paused for a moment then asked a question.

"Why the hell did you think inviting someone from Underfell, a place where every monster is fucking EVIL, to a Christmas Party of all things?!"

@Yun Lee @Alex Azure @Raptor Jesus @dark @Misfits​
 
Yun Lee said:
"Well...oh my! It's time!" The little seals all scurried to line up in front of a door as music began to play.

"Wait...what's goin' on?" Birdie asked a seal nearby.

"It's time for Mister Snow Miser to introduce himself!"

"Is...is he gonna...sing?"

"Yep!"

"But...why?"

The seal just shrugged. "I dunno! We just...gotta sing!"


The door flew open, bringing a gust of icy wind into the room. And in stepped Snow Miser himself...

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"Oh no....these bastards got Honda."

Blissfully unaware of Birdie's hurtful comments (which there would be no more of now that Birdie had a mouth full of peanut butter, and so would anyone else who tests me), Honda would begin to sing.

"I'm Mister White Christmas,
I'm Mister Snow!
I'm Mister Icicle,
I'm Mister Ten Below!
Friends call me Snow Miser;
What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch...
I'm too much!"

The seals began dancing best they could without knees and very moveable arms, and would join in.

"He's Mister White Christmas,
He's Mister Snow!"

"That's right!"


"He's Mister Icicle,
He's Mister Ten Below!"

"Friends call me Snow Miser,
What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch-"

"He's too much!"

"I never want to see a day
That's over forty degrees;
I'd rather have it thirty,
Twenty, ten, five and let it freeeeEEEEEEeeze!"

"He's Mister White Christmas,
He's Mister Snow!"

"That's right!"

"He's Mister Icicle,
He's Mister Ten Below!"

"Friends call me Snow Miser,
What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
...too much."

The seals would stop dancing, and yell:
"Too Much!"

Sakura, though slightly confused, clapped, while Birdie attempted to get the peanut butter out of his mouth. Honda, however, would turn to Ryu. "Ryu! Good to see ya! Last time I saw you, you were a tiny little action figure!"

"I'm...well, all right, considering the circumstances. But we need to talk about-"

"Talk later! Everyone, dig in! There's plenty of grub to go around!" ...looks like he wasn't in a talkative mood.


@Lucky @Minerva @Crow @Takumi @Jeremi @Khan of the Mardu @BlueDoor

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At the exact same time, the forks all assembled in front of a door. "It's time for Heat Miser to introduce himself!"

"I can't watch..." Ghostwriter tied his scarf as a blindfold like the coward he is.


The door flew open, and a group of little girls with blue hair ran through. Karin recognized them and nodded. "Just as I thought!"

Shortly after, Heat Miser himself appeared.

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"Here it comes..." Ghostwriter covered his ears. Loser. No matter what, it wouldn't stop Hakan from singing:

"I'm Mister Green Christmas,
I'm Mister Sun!
I'm Mister Heat Blister,
I'm Mister 101!
They call me Heat Miser;
whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch...
I'm too much!"

The forks would do their best to dance, despite their own physical limitations, and sing along:
"He's Mister Green Christmas,
he's Mister Sun!
He's Mister Heat Blister,
he's Mister 101!"

"They call me Heat Miser;
whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch..."

"He's too much!"

"Thank you."
"I never want to know a day that's under 60 degrees,
I'd rather have it 80, 90, 100 degrees!"

Hakan winked at the group watching the show.
"Oh, some like it hot, but I like it really hot! Ahaha!"

"He's Mister Green Christmas,
he's Mister Sun!"

"Sing it!"

"He's Mister Heat Blister,
he's Mister Hundred and One!"

"They call me Heat Miser;
whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch...
I'm too much."

The forks would stop dancing, finishing off with a shouted,
"Too much!"

The little girls all cheered, running up to their father, who picked two of them up. "Ahahaha! That was fun! I never get to sing anymore..."

"You never really sing at all, from what I remember," Karin said. "But I get the feeling you don't remember me?"

"But of course I do! How can I forget Miss Karin Kanzuki herself? And Alex! How are you doing, buddy? Did you try the stew?"

"No, but we gotta talk about-mmph!" A pretty blonde woman would cut him off by stuffing a spoonful of stew in his mouth.

Hakan laughed. "Now you have! Thank you, Melike my love! Everyone, try the stew! It's extra stewy this year!"

Seems like he's not much for conversation, either.

@Takumi @Crow @Neko Shogun @Alex Azure @Pretentious Pineapple @RedDoor

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"Huh? Yeah, sure. I have a mint-condition one back home, anyways. And hey, be careful with Goofe, Macy! That thing is rare! Almost as rare as that Specialman over there."

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@Alex Azure @Raynar Saassin @Raptor Jesus @dark @Misfits​
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Elena clapped her hands together for the song, and Hecate as well if begrudgingly. "What a wonderful song Mister Honda! Perhaps as we eat Ryu can speak to you about the thing that he wants to? I'm sure it will bring merriment and fun to the dinner table!"

@Lucky @Minerva @Crow @Takumi @Jeremi @Khan of the Mardu @BlueDoor
 
"Look, I wrote you all into this story because, well...I dunno. You guys are all so cool! But I screwed up, because you guys just aren't, oh, what's the word...what I need. So, until I can figure out the perfect place to fit you guys into the story, you can all just hang out here for now."

@Yun Lee @Alex Azure @Raptor Jesus@dark @Misfits

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"Well sure! As long as it's not about that old blowhard, Heat Miser!"

"......."

"It IS about him, isn't it?!" Honda slammed his fist on the buffet table, making some of the seals jump in surprise. "No way! I'm not talking to him!"

"But Honda! The world is freezing! I mean, there's a blizzard, and..." He looked around. "Where are Joshua and Teresa?"

"It's freezing because he went and stopped supplying heat! Not my problem, everyone can freeze for all I care!"

Sakura frowned. "This is nothing like Honda! Why is he being so selfish?"

"I don't know...but we need to get him to cooperate!"

@Lucky @Minerva @Crow @Takumi@Jeremi @Khan of the Mardu@BlueDoor

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Outside, Joshua would begin to feel a change inside. That warmth in his heart for Teresa? Gone! In fact, Joshua now only cared about himself!

"Joshua! Teresa! The Hell are you doin' outside?!" The red door flew open, and Alex would pull them inside. The heat would help Teresa slowly defrost, especially as some of Hakan's daughters offered her some stew.

@Takumi @Crow @Neko Shogun @Alex Azure @Pretentious Pineapple @RedDoor​
 
Yun Lee said:
"Look, I wrote you all into this story because, well...I dunno. You guys are all so cool! But I screwed up, because you guys just aren't, oh, what's the word...what I need. So, until I can figure out the perfect place to fit you guys into the story, you can all just hang out here for now."
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It was at that moment where Sans had a big smirk on his face.

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"Oh? Why wouldn't you want the most badass motherfucker in the Underfell Universe? You witnessed just how strong I am with the equipment you left behind and the fear I endorsed onto your toy soldiers first hand. Just imagine how much stronger your forces would be if I led your charge? In fact, having me alongside your story would add an interesting plot twist if you catch my meaning... Capiche?"

@Yun Lee @Raptor Jesus @Alex Azure @dark @Misfits

Plutia clasped her hands together and revealed a new face: Her Goddess Form eyes replaced her normal ones and she spoke with a more sadistic manner. By the looks of it, the longer her Goddess Form was locked out, the more that personality seeped into poor Plutia.
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"You too saw the fear I generated from your pathetic excuse for soldiers. Why don't you let me transform and show you just how intimidating I can be? Just imagine the full power of a Sadistic Goddess on your side? Oh that thought alone just gets me excited~ Hehehe~"

@Yun Lee @Raptor Jesus @Alex Azure @dark @Misfits​
 
Yun Lee said:
"Look, I wrote you all into this story because, well...I dunno. You guys are all so cool! But I screwed up, because you guys just aren't, oh, what's the word...what I need. So, until I can figure out the perfect place to fit you guys into the story, you can all just hang out here for now."

@Yun Lee @Alex Azure @Raptor Jesus@dark @Misfits

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"Well sure! As long as it's not about that old blowhard, Heat Miser!"

"......."

"It IS about him, isn't it?!" Honda slammed his fist on the buffet table, making some of the seals jump in surprise. "No way! I'm not talking to him!"

"But Honda! The world is freezing! I mean, there's a blizzard, and..." He looked around. "Where are Joshua and Teresa?"

"It's freezing because he went and stopped supplying heat! Not my problem, everyone can freeze for all I care!"

Sakura frowned. "This is nothing like Honda! Why is he being so selfish?"

"I don't know...but we need to get him to cooperate!"

@Lucky @Minerva @Crow @Takumi@Jeremi @Khan of the Mardu@BlueDoor

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Outside, Joshua would begin to feel a change inside. That warmth in his heart for Teresa? Gone! In fact, Joshua now only cared about himself!

"Joshua! Teresa! The Hell are you doin' outside?!" The red door flew open, and Alex would pull them inside. The heat would help Teresa slowly defrost, especially as some of Hakan's daughters offered her some stew.

@Takumi @Crow @Neko Shogun @Alex Azure @Pretentious Pineapple @RedDoor​
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"So you don't care if innocent people possibly freeze to death? That's rather cold, especially during a time where people should be happy and celebrating together." Oliver spoke up, a bit disappointed in Honda's response.

"Wouldn't it also be your problem though? Since you're both fighting which is pretty much endangering others?" he added. He didn't get this man at all.

@Yun Lee @Minerva @Lucky @Khan of the Mardu @Jeremi @Crow @BlueDoor

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Bee wiped her eyes and looked at Hakan.

"Thanks for the stew mister, but we're actually here to talk about something really important." she spoke.

@Yun Lee @Crow @Alex Azure @Pretentious Pineapple @Sen @RedDoor
 
"Why should I care, kid? I got my seals, I got my food...whatever happens out there sure as Heck ain't my problem!"

Honda went right back to eating. Despite his mouth being full of peanut butter, Birdie would point to Honda from behind him, making muffled calls. What was he trying to say?

@Takumi @Minerva @Lucky @Khan of the Mardu @Jeremi @Crow @BlueDoor

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"Oh! Why didn't you say so?" Hakan chuckled. "Let me guess: you want me to teach you all about oil wrestling!"

"Actually, no. We were wondering if you could heat the outside up a bit and-"

"No can do! I don't want anything to do with Snow Miser's silly little temper tantrum! I want to stay in here with my family and stew."

"We gotta get the Sugarplum Fairy free, though."

"Pshaw! Who cares about her? I've got what I need right here!"

Melike frowned, but didn't say anything. Maybe she was more reasonable than her husband?

@Takumi @Neko Shogun @Crow @Alex Azure@Pretentious Pineapple @Sen@RedDoor

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"Hmm...that might actually be a good idea! But...nahhh. Everyone is dealing with some issues as it is. Tell you what though: since you two offered to help me out, I'll give you whatever you want on this island, my treat!"

@Alex Azure @Raynar Saassin @Raptor Jesus @dark @Misfitd​
 
Yun Lee said:
"Why should I care, kid? I got my seals, I got my food...whatever happens out there sure as Heck ain't my problem!"

Honda went right back to eating. Despite his mouth being full of peanut butter, Birdie would point to Honda from behind him, making muffled calls. What was he trying to say?

@Takumi @Minerva @Lucky @Khan of the Mardu @Jeremi @Crow @BlueDoor

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"Oh! Why didn't you say so?" Hakan chuckled. "Let me guess: you want me to teach you all about oil wrestling!"

"Actually, no. We were wondering if you could heat the outside up a bit and-"

"No can do! I don't want anything to do with Snow Miser's silly little temper tantrum! I want to stay in here with my family and stew."

"We gotta get the Sugarplum Fairy free, though."

"Pshaw! Who cares about her? I've got what I need right here!"

Melike frowned, but didn't say anything. Maybe she was more reasonable than her husband?

@Takumi @Neko Shogun @Crow @Alex Azure@Pretentious Pineapple @Sen@RedDoor

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"Hmm...that might actually be a good idea! But...nahhh. Everyone is dealing with some issues as it is. Tell you what though: since you two offered to help me out, I'll give you whatever you want on this island, my treat!"

@Alex Azure @Raynar Saassin @Raptor Jesus @dark @Misfitd​
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"We had to walk through the storm ourselves and a few of us could of died." Oliver replied with a frown. He didn't like talking to this man. Instead he moved closer to Luka.

@Yun Lee @Minerva @Lucky @Khan of the Mardu @Jeremi @Crow @BlueDoor

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"We care about her! She's being held prisoner! Ugh." Bee was already done with this guy. That was the most selfish thing she'd ever heard!

@Yun Lee @Crow @Alex Azure @Pretentious Pineapple @Sen @RedDoor
 
Takumi said:
"We had to walk through the storm ourselves and a few of us could of died." Oliver replied with a frown. He didn't like talking to this man. Instead he moved closer to Luka.

@Yun Lee @Minerva @Lucky @Khan of the Mardu @Jeremi @Crow @BlueDoor

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"We care about her! She's being held prisoner! Ugh." Bee was already done with this guy. That was the most selfish thing she'd ever heard!

@Yun Lee @Crow @Alex Azure @Pretentious Pineapple @Sen @RedDoor
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Luka looked over at Oliver who moved closer to her. She smiled at the boy. "Is everything okay?" She asked in a calm voice.
 
Yun Lee said:
"Why should I care, kid? I got my seals, I got my food...whatever happens out there sure as Heck ain't my problem!"

Honda went right back to eating. Despite his mouth being full of peanut butter, Birdie would point to Honda from behind him, making muffled calls. What was he trying to say?

@Takumi @Minerva @Lucky @Khan of the Mardu @Jeremi @Crow @BlueDoor

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"Oh! Why didn't you say so?" Hakan chuckled. "Let me guess: you want me to teach you all about oil wrestling!"

"Actually, no. We were wondering if you could heat the outside up a bit and-"

"No can do! I don't want anything to do with Snow Miser's silly little temper tantrum! I want to stay in here with my family and stew."

"We gotta get the Sugarplum Fairy free, though."

"Pshaw! Who cares about her? I've got what I need right here!"

Melike frowned, but didn't say anything. Maybe she was more reasonable than her husband?

@Takumi @Neko Shogun @Crow @Alex Azure@Pretentious Pineapple @Sen@RedDoor

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"Hmm...that might actually be a good idea! But...nahhh. Everyone is dealing with some issues as it is. Tell you what though: since you two offered to help me out, I'll give you whatever you want on this island, my treat!"

@Alex Azure @Raynar Saassin @Raptor Jesus @dark @Misfitd
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Both Sans and Plutia thought about what to take from the generous Mouse King. Then they both spoke up.

"Then we want this Island."
"Then we want this Island."

"How about a choice, oh Mouse King. Either give us our powers back or we conquer this island with what you provided us earlier."
"I like the way you think, girl! I wouldn't mind causing an uprising if we don't get what we want."

@Yun Lee​
 
Minerva said:
Luka looked over at Oliver who moved closer to her. She smiled at the boy. "Is everything okay?" She asked in a calm voice.
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"I don't like him, he's mean." Oliver replied.

"But I guess everything's fine otherwise." he added. He did notice Birdie, and forwned. Okay, so maybe everything wasn't fine, cause something was up. He wasn't quite sure what to do, but he did his best not to bring too much attention Birdie's way.

@Yun Lee @Minerva @Lucky @Khan of the Mardu @Jeremi @Crow @BlueDoor
 
Yun Lee said:
"Look, I wrote you all into this story because, well...I dunno. You guys are all so cool! But I screwed up, because you guys just aren't, oh, what's the word...what I need. So, until I can figure out the perfect place to fit you guys into the story, you can all just hang out here for now."

@Yun Lee @Alex Azure @Raptor Jesus@dark @Misfits
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"I appreciate you saying I'm cool, but why don't I fit in the story? I'm a healer. Maybe that makes the group too strong if I can stay out of the line of fire and heal. But then you took my powers away. So what makes me not fit? Am I too happy? Too peppy? Too good with people? I think you might have broken Sayori by removing me."
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Raynar Saassin said:

It was at that moment where Sans had a big smirk on his face.

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"Oh? Why wouldn't you want the most badass motherfucker in the Underfell Universe? You witnessed just how strong I am with the equipment you left behind and the fear I endorsed onto your toy soldiers first hand. Just imagine how much stronger your forces would be if I led your charge? In fact, having me alongside your story would add an interesting plot twist if you catch my meaning... Capiche?"

@Yun Lee @Raptor Jesus @Alex Azure @dark @Misfits

Plutia clasped her hands together and revealed a new face: Her Goddess Form eyes replaced her normal ones and she spoke with a more sadistic manner. By the looks of it, the longer her Goddess Form was locked out, the more that personality seeped into poor Plutia.
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"You too saw the fear I generated from your pathetic excuse for soldiers. Why don't you let me transform and show you just how intimidating I can be? Just imagine the full power of a Sadistic Goddess on your side? Oh that thought alone just gets me excited~ Hehehe~"

@Yun Lee @Raptor Jesus @Alex Azure @dark @Misfits​
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Yun Lee said:
"Hmm...that might actually be a good idea! But...nahhh. Everyone is dealing with some issues as it is. Tell you what though: since you two offered to help me out, I'll give you whatever you want on this island, my treat!"

@Alex Azure @Raynar Saassin @Raptor Jesus @dark @Misfitd
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"They get prizes and all I get is Gooby. I can regift this to Mason. I think he would get a kick out of it. Good thing he isn't here. He might be a bigger misfit than me."
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On an unrelated note, Mason has just about finished his adventure in actual canon and shall soon be free for non-canon shenanigans.
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Raynar Saassin said:

Both Sans and Plutia thought about what to take from the generous Mouse King. Then they both spoke up.

"Then we want this Island."
"Then we want this Island."

"How about a choice, oh Mouse King. Either give us our powers back or we conquer this island with what you provided us earlier."
"I like the way you think, girl! I wouldn't mind causing an uprising if we don't get what we want."

@Yun Lee​
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"I usually don't promote violent solutions. However, owning an island sounds nice. Maybe you could just give it to us?"

@Yun Lee @Alex Azure @Raynar Saassin @Raptor Jesus @dark @MISFITS​
 
Yun Lee said:
"Ugh, so demanding...but sure. Whatever. Congratulations, you now own an island of misfit toys. What good it'll do you, I dunno."

@Yun Lee @Alex Azure @Raynar Saassin @Raptor Jesus @dark @MISFITS​
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"Great! Now that the island is ours, we can..."

"Um..."

"..."

Macy looked around at the piles of lifeless, misfit toys amongst the fields of snow on this barren landscape. There wasn't much to do. "We could build a fort out of snow and start a fire to keep us warm. Sound like a plan?"

@Yun Lee @Alex Azure @Raynar Saassin @Raptor Jesus @dark​
 
Yun Lee said:
"Why should I care, kid? I got my seals, I got my food...whatever happens out there sure as Heck ain't my problem!"

Honda went right back to eating. Despite his mouth being full of peanut butter, Birdie would point to Honda from behind him, making muffled calls. What was he trying to say?

@Takumi @Minerva @Lucky @Khan of the Mardu @Jeremi @Crow @BlueDoor

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"Oh! Why didn't you say so?" Hakan chuckled. "Let me guess: you want me to teach you all about oil wrestling!"

"Actually, no. We were wondering if you could heat the outside up a bit and-"

"No can do! I don't want anything to do with Snow Miser's silly little temper tantrum! I want to stay in here with my family and stew."

"We gotta get the Sugarplum Fairy free, though."

"Pshaw! Who cares about her? I've got what I need right here!"

Melike frowned, but didn't say anything. Maybe she was more reasonable than her husband?

@Takumi @Neko Shogun @Crow @Alex Azure@Pretentious Pineapple @Sen@RedDoor

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"Hmm...that might actually be a good idea! But...nahhh. Everyone is dealing with some issues as it is. Tell you what though: since you two offered to help me out, I'll give you whatever you want on this island, my treat!"

@Alex Azure @Raynar Saassin @Raptor Jesus @dark @Misfitd​
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This was supposed to be this world's Honda...? The Mouse King was definitely going to get a word or two shouted at him by Ibuki, and so was this selfish knock-off. "I know you're not the real Honda... but even for a fake, you're really terrible, you know?" The kunoichi spit out with a scowl on her face as she stepped forward, glaring the sumo wrestler down, "I don't care what your beef with him is about, you're going to talk to him and fix this! The real Honda is a good, honorable man who wouldn't let people suffer just because of some petty argument... Even for a faker like you, you sure do bring a lot of shame to your name just to keep your selfish pride intact, E. Honda, and I don't care if you hate to hear the truth about it!"

@Yun Lee​
 
Yun Lee said:
"Look, I wrote you all into this story because, well...I dunno. You guys are all so cool! But I screwed up, because you guys just aren't, oh, what's the word...what I need. So, until I can figure out the perfect place to fit you guys into the story, you can all just hang out here for now."

@Yun Lee @Alex Azure @Raptor Jesus@dark @Misfits

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"Well sure! As long as it's not about that old blowhard, Heat Miser!"

"......."

"It IS about him, isn't it?!" Honda slammed his fist on the buffet table, making some of the seals jump in surprise. "No way! I'm not talking to him!"

"But Honda! The world is freezing! I mean, there's a blizzard, and..." He looked around. "Where are Joshua and Teresa?"

"It's freezing because he went and stopped supplying heat! Not my problem, everyone can freeze for all I care!"

Sakura frowned. "This is nothing like Honda! Why is he being so selfish?"

"I don't know...but we need to get him to cooperate!"

@Lucky @Minerva @Crow @Takumi@Jeremi @Khan of the Mardu@BlueDoor

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Outside, Joshua would begin to feel a change inside. That warmth in his heart for Teresa? Gone! In fact, Joshua now only cared about himself!

"Joshua! Teresa! The Hell are you doin' outside?!" The red door flew open, and Alex would pull them inside. The heat would help Teresa slowly defrost, especially as some of Hakan's daughters offered her some stew.

@Takumi @Crow @Neko Shogun @Alex Azure @Pretentious Pineapple @RedDoor​
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And so...

Now you're a mean one, Mr. Josh.

You really are a heel.

You're as cocky as the king of spades, your ego is unreal, Mr. Josh.

Shit went down on Christmas and now you don't know how to feel.

Yep, whatever he felt for Teresa faded into oblivion, much to the dismay of the heartbroken shipper who wrote for him. Beyond the fourth wall she sat, scrolling through her JoshResa commission folder with blurry eyes--remembering better times. Collabs, fanfics and fluff--oh yes. She ranted aloud to herself about this issue, a sight that the shipper's sister and roommate--who sat nearby playing Skyrim on her Nintendo Switch--was so used to seeing that she tuned out the crazy shipping girl. The girl slid off her chair and onto the floor, groaning and twitching like a maniac. Her sister continued to ignore her. It was a typical day in their house.

...

Anyhow, Joshua--now caring for nobody but himself--moved past Teresa and addressed Alex, the one who had dragged him through the door.

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"So what exactly is going on in here?" he asked urgently, a flat expression on his face. Now all he really cared about was figuring out what their situation was so he could regain his powers and leave. Bah humbug and and all that shit. Screw everyone else. He wanted out of this friggin place.

@Takumi @Neko Shogun @Crow @Alex Azure @Pretentious Pineapple @Sen @RedDoor
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No sooner had Ibuki finished her speech that Honda stood up, pushed his hands out in front of him, and sent an icy windblast her way, so powerful that it blew her right outside the blue door into the blizzard!

"Ibuki!!!" Sakura ran out after her, while Honda crossed his arms, glaring at the group.

"As you can all see, I'm no fake! I'm Edmond Honda himself, and if you got a problem with that, you can join your littke ninja friend out in the cold. And that's THAT!"

"MMMPH!!! MMMMMPH!!!" Birdie was practically screaming now, loud enough that Honda heard him.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT?!" Turning to face him, Honda's back now faced the group, where they could see an odd mark on his back.

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It was an ice blue, and, in fact, looked like it was ice. Frost covered his back surrounding it quite a bit.

"Honda never had that before," Ryu whispered.


@Takumi @Minerva @Lucky @Khan of the Mardu @Jeremi @Crow @BlueDoor

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Alex didn't seem to notice Joshua's change in personality. "Hakan and Honda got into a fight and are both more selfish than usual. No one knows why."

"I believe Hakan's wife may know, if someone would go and talk to her," Ghostwriter said. "The Mouse King mentioned her for a reason."

"No he didn't! Unless, that was part of the story?"

Ghostwriter nodded. "I can't see what's going on elsewhere, though...only what goes on in this area. Rather inconvenient, but I'm sure we can figure out what we need to."

@Takumi @Neko Shogun @Crow @Alex Azure @Pretentious Pineapple @Sen@RedDoor

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"Ibuki! Ibukiiiii!!" Sakura ran out into the blizzard, calling for her friend. "Where aaaaaaare yooooouuuuu?"

@Khan of the Mardu​
 
Alex Azure said:
Chibi filled two bowls with soup and handed one to Amaterasu. Family first.

@Pretentious Pineapple @Yun Lee @Sen @RedDoor @WeAllKnowIt'sMountVolbono/LuncheonKingdom​
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Amaterasu was pleased. With her tail wagging pleasantly, she placed Chibi back on the ground, taking her share of the stew and happily devouring it. She seemed content to let the story go on for just a little while. Just long enough for her to eat a little... Couldn't fight on an empty stomach, after all.

@Sen @Alex Azure @Yun Lee​
 
Yun Lee said:
No sooner had Ibuki finished her speech that Honda stood up, pushed his hands out in front of him, and sent an icy windblast her way, so powerful that it blew her right outside the blue door into the blizzard!

"Ibuki!!!" Sakura ran out after her, while Honda crossed his arms, glaring at the group.

"As you can all see, I'm no fake! I'm Edmond Honda himself, and if you got a problem with that, you can join your littke ninja friend out in the cold. And that's THAT!"

"MMMPH!!! MMMMMPH!!!" Birdie was practically screaming now, loud enough that Honda heard him.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT?!" Turning to face him, Honda's back now faced the group, where they could see an odd mark on his back.

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It was an ice blue, and, in fact, looked like it was ice. Frost covered his back surrounding it quite a bit.

"Honda never had that before," Ryu whispered.


@Takumi @Minerva @Lucky @Khan of the Mardu @Jeremi @Crow @BlueDoor

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Alex didn't seem to notice Joshua's change in personality. "Hakan and Honda got into a fight and are both more selfish than usual. No one knows why."

"I believe Hakan's wife may know, if someone would go and talk to her," Ghostwriter said. "The Mouse King mentioned her for a reason."

"No he didn't! Unless, that was part of the story?"

Ghostwriter nodded. "I can't see what's going on elsewhere, though...only what goes on in this area. Rather inconvenient, but I'm sure we can figure out what we need to."

@Takumi @Neko Shogun @Crow @Alex Azure @Pretentious Pineapple @Sen@RedDoor

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"Ibuki! Ibukiiiii!!" Sakura ran out into the blizzard, calling for her friend. "Where aaaaaaare yooooouuuuu?"

@Khan of the Mardu​
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"MMMPH!" Muffled by the packed-in snow that had come to surround her head after she landed from the frosty launch, Ibuki's shouts might be difficult for Sakura to hear. After a few moments, she finally yanked her head free sputtering and spitting out some snow before growling and standing up, "Oh, that big, stupid jerk! Once I get back in there, I'm kicking his butt harder than Mak's punches!" Hearing Sakura's calls finally, the furious girl waved at her with a determined expression, approaching her through the snow, "Come on, Sakura, I'm not done with him!"​
 
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