ObsidianLight Apr 10, 2018 My friend: "Mr. Handley, you can suck a penis wrinkle cuz I ain't running!"
ObsidianLight Apr 2, 2018 "Though he was a very good looking boy, his older brother is a little more my style. I attempt conversation. 'Sooo~ you're good looking.'"
"Though he was a very good looking boy, his older brother is a little more my style. I attempt conversation. 'Sooo~ you're good looking.'"
ObsidianLight Mar 23, 2018 TV: "SO DROP THOSE PANTS, BECAUSE IT'S TIME FOR TOILET WARS!" Me: "Nope." *Changes channel*
ObsidianLight Mar 22, 2018 My new brother ran me into a wall a couple times, almost pushed me off a cliff, and just barely saved me from an oil pit. --A story I wrote
My new brother ran me into a wall a couple times, almost pushed me off a cliff, and just barely saved me from an oil pit. --A story I wrote
ObsidianLight Mar 6, 2018 Teacher: "Hestia was so perfect and beautiful... so what did Kronos do? He ate her!" Me Playing Hestia: *Crying* "DADDY DOESN'T LOVE ME!!!"
Teacher: "Hestia was so perfect and beautiful... so what did Kronos do? He ate her!" Me Playing Hestia: *Crying* "DADDY DOESN'T LOVE ME!!!"
ObsidianLight Mar 2, 2018 Me: *muttering* "Cheap-ass earbuds..." Guy next to me: "Daaaaaaaaang, those are some NICE earbuds!"
ObsidianLight Feb 24, 2018 "We saw him in the Nurse's Office." Kuri smirked, “There’s a nurse?” “No, just a small room.” “Oh.”
ObsidianLight Feb 22, 2018 "Guys, I'm so Christian, I'm a lesbian trans-gender!" -- my lesbian trans friend
ObsidianLight Feb 15, 2018 The kid sitting behind me in class was coughing and hacking. I asked him if he was choking on a 2-incher.
The kid sitting behind me in class was coughing and hacking. I asked him if he was choking on a 2-incher.
ObsidianLight Feb 7, 2018 My school sells Candy Grams for Valentine's Day. I'm gonna buy one for myself, then act surprised when I get it later.
My school sells Candy Grams for Valentine's Day. I'm gonna buy one for myself, then act surprised when I get it later.
ObsidianLight Jan 23, 2018 When I see the acronym for Panic! At The Disco (P!ATD) I read it as PTSD...
ObsidianLight Jan 13, 2018 I have to get up at 3 a.m. and drive for two hours into the big city for probably the most important audition of my life O_O No pressure.
I have to get up at 3 a.m. and drive for two hours into the big city for probably the most important audition of my life O_O No pressure.