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[Shadras]

You could even keep three eyes on it if you integrated one onto your forehead.

 

[Zul'Zae'ju'Jin]

Fourwards

 

[Mai_able]

View attachment 5478 Why hello, lovelies!

 

[Appletree]

One of these days, I'm just going to...

 

[Silence]

You're going to what?

 

[Shadras]

Apple, tis fine. Being an apple tree, you can give each one a cyanide smoothie. Don't worry.

 

[KenżaSheep]

*Sings *
It takes two to make a thing go ri-ight.
It takes two to make it out of sight.

 

[Mai_able]

 

[Shadras]

Mai_able! Don't kill one of your braincells by knocking yourself on the head.

 

[Appletree]

As long as there are two left to rub together and make a spark it should be fine.

 

[Shadras]

Oh dear. I feel like it takes more than three for cognitive thought.

 

[Mai_able]

 

[Shadras]

That's right Mai_able, we try to at least think concern for people! One must wonder where I get these thoughts from, but that is a secret.

 

[Silence]

Well, I'm concerned for you!

 

[Shadras]

Silence! I don't know whether or not to be touched or assume that you intended your concern for one of the others in chat.

 

[KenżaSheep]

IT'S BEEN MORE THAN TWO WEEKS
YOU'D THINK WE'D'VE GOTTEN SOMEWHERE BY NOW

 

[Shadras]

We did, three days ago.

 

[KenżaSheep]

More like four, honestly.

 

[Shadras]

Someday, it will become five. A mystical day of legend held by some people somewhere in the world.

 

[KenżaSheep]

Sixth time's the charm, I suppose.