Alright then here we go!
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The road ahead of you is long and you've been walking it for longer than you care to think about... Your steps are slow and heavy, each feeling like a monumental accomplishment. Yet you keep plodding on and on until finally, a crossroads looms before you. Two paths stretch out before you, one heading into a wood and the other heading into a field similar to the one you've been crossing.
On the other side of the crossbow, between the two paths, stands a short, stout man who is consulting a map. He doesn't seem to have noticed you yet.
Choices:
-> Head into the wood
-> Head into the field
-> Approach the short man and speak with him (details)
-> Call out to the man (details)
-> Sneak up on the man and then club him in the back of the head (details)
(Now basically copy-paste your choice and post it. If it says (details) at the end then you do the same but you put the necessary details between the () brackets)
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