The_Dujke
Woosh, you have anal cancer.
"Oh, I can't wait to see the looks on their faces!" he said with a devilish smile "I bet you won't be calling me a petty thief now!" when he said that, he suddenly felt the sensation taking a golden shit on somones royal table. Those bastards were probably hoping for them to die on that miserable planet. Layton quickly began to slean himself off, brushing off any dirt that was on his suit. With a few swipes of his hand, he was practically clean. The next thing he did was a little unexpected. He pulled out one of his mirrors and began inspecting his face. It seemed fine, even though he wasn't as good as he was hoiping, it was still a handsome face he was looking at.
"This is going to be very entertaining!" he said with supressed glee. "What do you think Jane?" he turned to face her as he put away his mirror.
"This is going to be very entertaining!" he said with supressed glee. "What do you think Jane?" he turned to face her as he put away his mirror.