POST!!!!
you will never be accepted without first passing through the hazing ritual. You must prove your mettle, your might. You must show that you can use the pen as mightily as you wield...whatever it is you wield... Then, and only then, will you be allowed to set foot upon the rumored lands. To see the sights that bewilder the eyes. Smells that do not exist. Beautiful women and beautiful scenes.
Go forth mighty warrior, Show these peasants thy might!