All in all, it was a rather calm day, which was rather strange as only a few minutes before it had been hammering down with rain; then again the weather had always been spuratic around these parts. Jim blamed it on demons. It was always the demons. They live on the moon and conspire with the sun, always there for the most tragic moments, but Jim knew; he was watching the buggers. And when he got the chance he would take up arms and slay the moon! But right now he would have to settle for saving his fair princess yet again from the clutches of doom, along with his noble squire who had been captured as well; as we speak Jim could only imagine what comical, but dramatic and convenient death trap the two would find themselves in, waiting for yours truly to come to the rescue.
Well, Jim assumed they were captured. That was the only logical explanation as Jim (The Knight) was the most cunning knight in the land, and he knew that there could be no other reason for him finding his camp abandoned and all his belongings missing. Such a vile act was a telltale sign of an evil wizard, and where did evil wizards lie? In scary looking towers of course! So, Jim took off (Though without his noble steed, he had to use coconuts to make the clopping noises) to scale the first tower he could find. "Do not worry, my friends; I, your courageous and ever stalwart knight will not rest until you return to the safety of my side! I promise many stories of my greatness when we return to camp with this vile villain in chains!" Where ever his princess and his squire were held, Jim would know for sure that they could practically feel his devotion.
Then a fucking dragon flew past the tower, the power of it's wings easily knocking over the ancient structure, and thus leaving the knight with only a crumbling building to hold onto. For a moment Jim is left in the air, comically unable to fall until he looks down. "ARG! THE FOUL VILLAIN HAS STRUCK THE FIRST BLOW!" Before falling. On his way down he did have to admire the beautiful sunset.
