Hug the turtle because 1- It looks huggable 2- It's drawn nicely and I've always wanted to hug a nicely drawn drawing to show my love and appreciation and just a tad bit of envy but we don't talk about that
Well, you're kissing Myca Vykos. Have fun before he literally makes you into a couch while also making sure that you stay alive. You know, so that you can suffer the consequences of being a living, breathing couch.
Gotta hand it to you though, he does look good in the picture. Even the way his hand is resting on his chin burns hotter than the flames of hell, god damn it.
Can I pay your character (the gal in your profile picture) to assassinate someone?
Ah well, depending on who's sitting and what's on TV there are worse fates... worth it, I say!
Well, that depends on the someone and what's being offered I guess. She's more wild hunter, less assassin, but she is sworn to eradicate certain evils, so she'd do it for free... Whoooole different game though