Puns! Puns! MORE PUNS!!!

[Princess Jade]

Hello people out there! I want to know you're best (and your worst) puns you got. Cause lets face it puns is what makes the world go round. Nothing will make you hate somebody but at the same time smile than a pun. So c'mon show me what you got. Let's see how punny you really are.

 

[ChocolateHoneyBar]

A pun huh? Well I would bee rather impolite if I didn't join in!

 

[Jimmy_Neutron]

A man and woman walk in and scream, "Help, our dog is dying!!!1!!11"
A worker looks up and stares at them silently
He looks at them with all seriousness and says, "Don't worry... I'm a certified dog-tor"
Everyone laughs, except the dog, who is now in critical condition
~Fin

 

[Shadelier]

Once a pun a time, I used to love puns.