Purposely bad poems

Hello fellow poetry writers and lovers! Tonight I have a challenge/game for you! Can you write a really bad poem? Whether is be crude, grammatically incorrect or just plain stupid, it counts! So, let me start.

A Duse's Destiny! - PuddingPalGal

I love to poo
It's a great thing to do
Let it be shared
Between me and you

Hard Mountian - PuddingPalGal

To you I'd love to sock
Directly in the c*ock
You say it's like a rock
But it's size I love to mock
...
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji
 
I wish for deafness

As you talk a bit
Spewing complete bulshit
I wish for deafness

Thats haiku right? 5/7/5

(descrybes about 80% of evrything I used to hear on TV, until I decided to ban TV from my place permanently)
 
Your gun was large
my fries were bigger
Johnny was poor
But Suzy was richer
Merv likes lemonade
Jerry emptied the pitcher
she kicked him in the head
think he gets the picture
 
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