Storyteller's Circle Rap Battle/Poetry Bash

WiZ

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Yo!
I'm in need of some contestants who want to participate in the OFFICIAL (Not really) Storyteller's Circle Rap Battle, Part 1. Expect bars, hard disses and a lot of shade being being thrown your way.
If you're down, hit me up in the DM's and we can get started!
 
This is gonna get hot, but don't be afraid
Take shelter under my umbrage
For there's gonna be a whole lot of Shade
 
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Lol, I guess this is starting already
But don't worry girly I'll try and go steady
Instead he hijacks a car from 2020
Races down the street at a 110, b
Knockin over men in the Bentley
Haven't even gotten to the battle yet and I've made a killin already
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(please, Hold the applause)
 
FYI anyone is welcome to hop in and lay a few lines down. It doesn't have to be just 2 people battling. It could even go as far as making teams or something
 
she got straight hair & killer wings,
a 6 on either coast
but you know this girl a 10
the way she slings an RP post

vice smokin' through your lore
"this shit don't make fuckin' sense"
vice smokin' through your lore....
go back to
FANfiction dot NET


glasses like a librarian
haters rotting like carrion
a challenger appears

.. it's vice versus EVERYONE

[mic drop]
 
That was very nice, vice,
coming from someone lost in a fool's paradise
Ms. Versus - prepare for some epic verses.
Don't worry, they're not too hard to write,
since you look like you were born at a circus

Girl you on an airplane,
cause you high as shit,
chillin in the cockpit,
hell, you so basic and fake I'mma call you counterfeit

Is it getting hard to breathe?
Because I'm on fire,
Better than some wannabe writer
now burning at her own damn funeral pyre


//That was honestly very fun, but I'm an overly nice person and I can't post this without apologizingXD
Sorry!
 
you say you're on fire?!
someone pull on that alarm!
--oh wait you just a smoulder
--you just make this room colder

boys they call me ICE
they say, dont fuck w/VICE
she will verbally diSSECT you
got insurance? cuz she WRECKed you


who this danger noodle tho?
this clownin' yankee doodle foo'?
ur top hat may be hella fresh
but let me tell you true
ur top hat earns way more respect
than all your rhymes and verses, too!

IT'S VICE VERSUS EVERYONE
line 'em up and get it done
ya it's nice to fuckin' meetcha
ur a rerun, im a feature
-girl you call me a wannabe?
i run these streets
and by that i mean verbally
not legally
I think you see
did I overexplain?
am I overstayin'?
im done


(It is fun! I apologize too! Nice snek. Good snek)
 
If I'm going to be honest,
Vice, you did do a little overexplainin',
I'll be the first to fillet this Asian,
I'll absorb Shade, WiZ, and Tamara,
Just to get to my perfect form like Cell,
And move on to battle any Super Saiyans,
That believe that they can challenge me,
Step up if you really want to battle me,
But you shouldn't,
See I'm a cannibal rapper,
I'm a mix of Hannibal Lector,
Jack the Ripper,
Jeffrey Dahmer,
And Dexter,
With strikes like Jamie Vardy,
And the rest of Leicester,
So go ahead and panic,
You can't stop the king from landing,
I'm not Stannis,
I want you all to understand this,
Daenerys might be the mother,
But I burn down cities without dragons,
I graduated summa cum laude of the school of rap,
You're barely underclassmen.
 
Saarai you're an old friend
I'll let the first diss slide
but ur in the rap circle now ..
.. it's time you fuckin' fry


You're a killer!
The only thing you bury is yourself.
You're a killer?
As I spit, the police bout to swarm ur house

Serial killers are all the rage,
so where's your Netflix special?
Oh yeah, you're Lilyhammer
and I'm the best of NARCOS.

Sick GOT reference tho
You best go down, like HBO Go
Gather 'em all to the steps of the Sept
I'll give 'em a show they'll never forget
Some King you are if you have to remind
Just a Beggar King, from the way you rhyme.

shame shame shame

I'm a cinnamon mint that you listen to
sweet, bringing the heat as I fuck ur crew
candy-coated lines go down so smooth
it's been great rappin' with you Saa, I don't wanna be rude.
 
Back up all the ladies
'Cause this new one's gotta diss
A new challenger approaching
Gotta show her rapping fist
Oh no wait, there are males here?
Pardon me I didn't notice
'Cause as far as I'm concerned, yes
Everybody here are pussies

So now what? Fuckin' get me
If you can that is, bitch
While ya'all are arguing serial killers
Netflix, dragons, cities, kings
I already claimed the best seat
Lookin down on you, yes
Just drinking in my wine
Just chilling at the Iron Throne

//well, that came out... interesting? :3
 
Ooh,
you think you're some kind of fucking renegade?
With your lame ass throne,
everyone knows I'm the queen of shade.

Call me Supergirl,
cause my rhymes are made of steel
You're a basic bitch
without any sex appeal

Here, come sit in your kiddy seat,
"Well, you tried"
You can't fucking beat me,
so how bout you cash me out fucking side.
 
What is up with these suffragists?
Bunch of liberals askin for a busted lip,
Must have read my bucket list.
Now prepare to suffer the attack of a lyrical deconstructionist.

Don't hate on my girl Vice, her bars are nice.
"It's vice versus everyone", she said that twice

Saa is the queen of comic books and ironic hooks
Automatically fryin the game, like a robotic cook

Rev, miss me with that pussy shit
Cuz I bet you ain't never had a 12 inch dick
Yes, I said 12 inches cuz I measured it, bitches

And by the way, I am a renegade
Here, let me demonstrate
Toy with me enough and I'll blow up in your face
Destroy the east coast like a Matthew level Hurricane

Bohemian Rhapsody, Is this life even real?
I'm living in heaven, like an angel, I feel
Higher then I could be on Amphetamines
And drunken on love, I see my future ahead of me
But my thoughts will eventually be the end of me
Dreams of hatred and even of jealousy
Sleepless night and waking without a memory
So please tell me, doctor, what kind of drugs are you sellin me?
 
Step into the Ether, I'll show you what's real
But it's not these fake ass bars, weaker than steel
You wanna say you're fire but we all can see
The girl Alicia Keys was singing about was me.
Cuz I roast with most lyrical flexibility,
but here's a toast to the ghost of what's left of you after me.

Saarai, cute with the GOT references
but come this is a battle,
not TV show preferences.
I also graduated from the school of rap
but whoever taught you didn't know crap.

Don't fuck with Vice,
who the boys call ice
or so I was told.
But if I may be so bold,
your rhymes ain't that cold.

Rev, if you could kindly move your feet,
I have to thank you for warming my seat.
But the true Queen is here and GOT you beat.
Don't let the door hit you when you leave.

Ain't it a bit much to call yourself the Queen of Shade?
Your words are barely sharper than a busted blade.
You got played
but that's okay
There's no judgment
Just a game.
Now, I'll just be about my way.

Wiz, 12 inches is just fine
but are you sure you didn't read the centimeter side
It would be a shame if it turned out to be a lie
but I'm not the one who is blind.

(Oh god, sorry everyone!)
 
What's up you fucks. Let's get a little flame going.

Shamrocks For my real friends
Real rocks for my sham friends

Happy Saint Patrick's Day - don't tell me that I'm late
(Was I gonna pay my tax today?) - questions to procrastinate

Let's carve it up and throw down
Some words and role play in this town
Nemo, I hope you're Finding
Yourself a class in rhyming
But I gotta say, your burn on Wiz
Was pretty fucking hype
Where's our fearless MC leader?
Maybe you were right on with the centimeters ..
 
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