Open The House of Odd
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TMITM
Megalomaniacal Arbiter
He was. Deep in the house, he was watching. He smiled.
W̷̡̨̼̬̜̱͚̯̪̼̠͚̄͊̓̒̍̐̒̅̍̃̾̓͘͜͝h̶̬͉͕̙̖̦̝͉̤̲͔̹̬̠̼͗̑̅̈́̑͋͊̄̕ǫ̸̤̝̤͍̐̒̓͘ ̷̢̡̜͖̟̺̫̞͕̰͙̤̺̭̐̀̀͌̃́̌̑́̊͋̏̈́͜a̶̧̛̻͋̂̇̇͛r̷̡̜̭͖͔̫̠̥̫͔͎̆͘̕ͅͅe̶̢̦͎͍̻͈̱̣͎͎͒͋̊̾͋̊̎̏͝ ̷̢̢̨̥̣̘̦̮͖̺̰͚̓̔̉͗́̂̀̈́̚̕ỹ̶̢͓̱͉̪̲̗̺̟̮̖o̷̢̨̧̲͚͈̳̗̭͆̈́̂͒̆̓͂͌̐u̴͓͚͚͖̍̌̓͛̂̄̀͘̕͜?̵̻̟̙͕͇̯̦͓̙͕͎͈̗̅̌͆̂̓̈́͊̎́͘͜͝͝͝ͅ, He said, laughing. His voice seemed to be made of millions, all talking at the same time.
Ḁ̶̧̺͑̾̈́͌͒̚̕ ̸̛̹̀͗͘f̸͇͔̤̀͛ͅͅl̷̜̅̄͆͂͋y̷̜̥͎̲̳̟͚͊̈͗̿͛̾̿ ̷̨͓̝͖̑t̸̛̞̼̤͖̗̝̋o̴̡̮̬̟̠͙̣̿̿̈́̔͠ ̴̢̠̦͉̯̯̔̈́̔͗̍͘͠ẅ̶̢̡̬͍̱͒̀̃ḁ̶͍̙̼̘͔̈́͑͑͗̊͠l̶̻͂̂̑̇͝k̶̛̞̘͙̭͕̱̋̏̔̏̔̿ ̵̮̯̔̎̋̃̂s̸͚͍̹̭̬͐̏͗̆͘ơ̷̩͆͛̒͝ ̷̼̙̺̊͂̆̄͒̓͘w̸̛̛̮͍̮̦̉́̿i̴̡͇̻̟̱͋l̴̛͓̗̗̝̋l̷͇͌̉̏̾̈́̌ī̵̙̺̒n̴̨͈̼͓͔͕̽̄̔̔͠͝͝g̸̖̘̘̦͉̑̾͌͜ļ̸̙̑̔̅̏̾͑̂ÿ̴̧͎͉́̾̏͜ ̸̫̥̒ï̸̡̖̞͎͚̝̽́̋̕͜n̴̥͉̲̮̣̈́̊t̶̛͖̖̪̯̭͓o̷̜̽̉͝ ̷̡̞̥̬̫̂̑̀͒m̷̛̩͇̈́͗̀́̈͘y̶̢̳̘̪̫̯͂̀̍̆ ̶̛̠͋͜w̵̪̫͍͖͚̆̀͌ẹ̷̡̛͎̟͖͋̊̂̈̐b̷̡̡̟̲͌͒̿͛͆̌̏?̶̬̌̀̐͊
Reality shivered and He appeared, laughing at everything and everyone.
W̷̡̨̼̬̜̱͚̯̪̼̠͚̄͊̓̒̍̐̒̅̍̃̾̓͘͜͝h̶̬͉͕̙̖̦̝͉̤̲͔̹̬̠̼͗̑̅̈́̑͋͊̄̕ǫ̸̤̝̤͍̐̒̓͘ ̷̢̡̜͖̟̺̫̞͕̰͙̤̺̭̐̀̀͌̃́̌̑́̊͋̏̈́͜a̶̧̛̻͋̂̇̇͛r̷̡̜̭͖͔̫̠̥̫͔͎̆͘̕ͅͅe̶̢̦͎͍̻͈̱̣͎͎͒͋̊̾͋̊̎̏͝ ̷̢̢̨̥̣̘̦̮͖̺̰͚̓̔̉͗́̂̀̈́̚̕ỹ̶̢͓̱͉̪̲̗̺̟̮̖o̷̢̨̧̲͚͈̳̗̭͆̈́̂͒̆̓͂͌̐u̴͓͚͚͖̍̌̓͛̂̄̀͘̕͜?̵̻̟̙͕͇̯̦͓̙͕͎͈̗̅̌͆̂̓̈́͊̎́͘͜͝͝͝ͅ, He said, laughing. His voice seemed to be made of millions, all talking at the same time.
Ḁ̶̧̺͑̾̈́͌͒̚̕ ̸̛̹̀͗͘f̸͇͔̤̀͛ͅͅl̷̜̅̄͆͂͋y̷̜̥͎̲̳̟͚͊̈͗̿͛̾̿ ̷̨͓̝͖̑t̸̛̞̼̤͖̗̝̋o̴̡̮̬̟̠͙̣̿̿̈́̔͠ ̴̢̠̦͉̯̯̔̈́̔͗̍͘͠ẅ̶̢̡̬͍̱͒̀̃ḁ̶͍̙̼̘͔̈́͑͑͗̊͠l̶̻͂̂̑̇͝k̶̛̞̘͙̭͕̱̋̏̔̏̔̿ ̵̮̯̔̎̋̃̂s̸͚͍̹̭̬͐̏͗̆͘ơ̷̩͆͛̒͝ ̷̼̙̺̊͂̆̄͒̓͘w̸̛̛̮͍̮̦̉́̿i̴̡͇̻̟̱͋l̴̛͓̗̗̝̋l̷͇͌̉̏̾̈́̌ī̵̙̺̒n̴̨͈̼͓͔͕̽̄̔̔͠͝͝g̸̖̘̘̦͉̑̾͌͜ļ̸̙̑̔̅̏̾͑̂ÿ̴̧͎͉́̾̏͜ ̸̫̥̒ï̸̡̖̞͎͚̝̽́̋̕͜n̴̥͉̲̮̣̈́̊t̶̛͖̖̪̯̭͓o̷̜̽̉͝ ̷̡̞̥̬̫̂̑̀͒m̷̛̩͇̈́͗̀́̈͘y̶̢̳̘̪̫̯͂̀̍̆ ̶̛̠͋͜w̵̪̫͍͖͚̆̀͌ẹ̷̡̛͎̟͖͋̊̂̈̐b̷̡̡̟̲͌͒̿͛͆̌̏?̶̬̌̀̐͊
Reality shivered and He appeared, laughing at everything and everyone.
TMITM
Megalomaniacal Arbiter
TMITM Laughed.
Y̴̯͖̜͓̰̣̊͗̅͘ō̸͉̠͇̂̏u̴͙̼͍͇͍̙̣̓͘r̵̦̳̩̐̚͘ ̴̫̟̳̥̿̍o̵̤̙̬̘̜͔͘͝ẁ̶͍͍͈̮͚̯͌̚͠n̸͖̪͒̽̎̕͘͝ ̷̡̹̓́̉p̸̢̬͚̬̰̼̯͌ŏ̶͚̥̻̭̜͓͍́̄̈w̶̬̹̻̞̖͊͠e̴̲̬̞͕̓̍̔̀͘̕r̴̮̝̅̃s̵̢̳̳̖̻̈̋.̶͓͍̦͐̉̏͘. He spat out every word, like it sounded bad in his mouth.
Y̸͔̍ó̸̬͙̖̩̳͊ư̵͓̆̑̀̎̕͝ ̸̖̥̜̗̭͂͌̿̍͊͗ǒ̵̯͕̬̎̕̕n̵̬̤̙̲̩̈l̶̛̹͇̘̩͉̔y̸̯͈̯͎͚͐̾̿̉ ̴̰͇̩̼̗̌̈́̍͋͂͘h̷̲̐̐͘a̷̞̝͎̝͉̓v̶̝̣̍̃̽ē̵͇͙̜ ̴̬͖̔͠p̸͕̬̩̙̑̓̃̒̿̕ò̴̠̬̗̜̣͘͜ͅẁ̶̠̬̈́̐ë̴̞͑̓́͂͆r̵͖̗͓̹̭̽͐̂̕ͅ ̴̤͑̂͒́̀̕b̵̝͕̫͔͂̅̌ë̴̡͈̤̳̽̐̐̂͆c̵͉͖̹͔̩̯̒̍̆̔̾̀͜a̵̡̛̮̗̗̦͌u̸̬̝̻͒͝s̴͚̣̺̬̥̑̏̀̚ë̸͇̹͕̯́̊̋̀ͅ ̸̟̯̀̃s̴͎̖̠͉̼͕̋̅̓̊̿͂ò̵̢̹̣͚̮̈́́̇͐̾m̷͚̗̈̽e̷̢̙̻̽͒͜o̵̠͇̘̊n̷̼͚͙͑͐̑͑͠e̶̡͔̗̻͇̙͋̊̀ ̵͙̭̓̽̀̂͝Ȃ̸̦̋͆͒̾̊Ĺ̸͎͕̙̟̱̫̮̌L̷̨͓̍̀̈́́O̸̢̱̟̘̮̣̊́̊̏̅̀W̵̧̯̤͕͕̼͉͊̕Ș̷̖̖̆̈́̈́̃̍͠ͅ ̸̖̲͒̇̓̊͛͌͝y̵̢̪̼̖̓̅͂͝o̴̘̜̰͗̎̋͊́̂̚ǖ̴̺͖͕͍͠ ̵̘̼͎̬̖͂̀͗͆p̶̦̈͂̓ơ̸̮͖̝̣̲̭̺͌̾̋͝w̵̩͉̭̣̫̅̀̈́e̵̡̡̢̛̮̰̬̠͒̅̒͆͐̈r̸̩͚̳͑̚.̷̠̼̜̘̮͐̂̕. He laughed.
Ť̸͇̫̪̪̄̌̔́͝͝h̴̘͍̠̎̈̆ê̵͍̠̒̈́͘ŕ̴̻͍͂̅̈́͘ḛ̵̏̾͒̓̈͜f̵̧̰͍̈́͊o̶̦̙̟̝̙͉̲͛r̵̖̙̻̬̅̆͝͠ę̶̉,̴̘͉͆̈́̊̎ ̴̰̰͉͕͎̇͋ẙ̶͎̫̻̳͕̽̓̍͊͜͝͝o̵̒͋ͅů̵̡̳͎̯͍̞͑͗̕ ̶̱̩̾̓̀͆́̀͠ḩ̶̼̯̞̩̝̈́̕a̵̬͉̼̾v̴̥̭̤̔ȩ̶͚̮͙̤͈̈́͂͌̈̄̕͠ ̴̛̠̹̥̻̝͎͋̔̇̄̋́N̸̢̙̮͉̉̑̿Ò̴̧͍͌͑́̿ ̸̞̥͉̖͚̻̯́͒́̿̑p̸̭̼̫͈͍̿͐͘ő̶̥̹̳͛̏̔̄͗w̸̳̦̐̈́͆͐̈̋̒e̷̖͉͋͌̉̍͘r̷̨͉̗̲͎̈́ͅ.̸̧̡̨̯̹͍͌͐͋̓̓͠͠ ̸̲̺̂̓͘͝
Y̴̯͖̜͓̰̣̊͗̅͘ō̸͉̠͇̂̏u̴͙̼͍͇͍̙̣̓͘r̵̦̳̩̐̚͘ ̴̫̟̳̥̿̍o̵̤̙̬̘̜͔͘͝ẁ̶͍͍͈̮͚̯͌̚͠n̸͖̪͒̽̎̕͘͝ ̷̡̹̓́̉p̸̢̬͚̬̰̼̯͌ŏ̶͚̥̻̭̜͓͍́̄̈w̶̬̹̻̞̖͊͠e̴̲̬̞͕̓̍̔̀͘̕r̴̮̝̅̃s̵̢̳̳̖̻̈̋.̶͓͍̦͐̉̏͘. He spat out every word, like it sounded bad in his mouth.
Y̸͔̍ó̸̬͙̖̩̳͊ư̵͓̆̑̀̎̕͝ ̸̖̥̜̗̭͂͌̿̍͊͗ǒ̵̯͕̬̎̕̕n̵̬̤̙̲̩̈l̶̛̹͇̘̩͉̔y̸̯͈̯͎͚͐̾̿̉ ̴̰͇̩̼̗̌̈́̍͋͂͘h̷̲̐̐͘a̷̞̝͎̝͉̓v̶̝̣̍̃̽ē̵͇͙̜ ̴̬͖̔͠p̸͕̬̩̙̑̓̃̒̿̕ò̴̠̬̗̜̣͘͜ͅẁ̶̠̬̈́̐ë̴̞͑̓́͂͆r̵͖̗͓̹̭̽͐̂̕ͅ ̴̤͑̂͒́̀̕b̵̝͕̫͔͂̅̌ë̴̡͈̤̳̽̐̐̂͆c̵͉͖̹͔̩̯̒̍̆̔̾̀͜a̵̡̛̮̗̗̦͌u̸̬̝̻͒͝s̴͚̣̺̬̥̑̏̀̚ë̸͇̹͕̯́̊̋̀ͅ ̸̟̯̀̃s̴͎̖̠͉̼͕̋̅̓̊̿͂ò̵̢̹̣͚̮̈́́̇͐̾m̷͚̗̈̽e̷̢̙̻̽͒͜o̵̠͇̘̊n̷̼͚͙͑͐̑͑͠e̶̡͔̗̻͇̙͋̊̀ ̵͙̭̓̽̀̂͝Ȃ̸̦̋͆͒̾̊Ĺ̸͎͕̙̟̱̫̮̌L̷̨͓̍̀̈́́O̸̢̱̟̘̮̣̊́̊̏̅̀W̵̧̯̤͕͕̼͉͊̕Ș̷̖̖̆̈́̈́̃̍͠ͅ ̸̖̲͒̇̓̊͛͌͝y̵̢̪̼̖̓̅͂͝o̴̘̜̰͗̎̋͊́̂̚ǖ̴̺͖͕͍͠ ̵̘̼͎̬̖͂̀͗͆p̶̦̈͂̓ơ̸̮͖̝̣̲̭̺͌̾̋͝w̵̩͉̭̣̫̅̀̈́e̵̡̡̢̛̮̰̬̠͒̅̒͆͐̈r̸̩͚̳͑̚.̷̠̼̜̘̮͐̂̕. He laughed.
Ť̸͇̫̪̪̄̌̔́͝͝h̴̘͍̠̎̈̆ê̵͍̠̒̈́͘ŕ̴̻͍͂̅̈́͘ḛ̵̏̾͒̓̈͜f̵̧̰͍̈́͊o̶̦̙̟̝̙͉̲͛r̵̖̙̻̬̅̆͝͠ę̶̉,̴̘͉͆̈́̊̎ ̴̰̰͉͕͎̇͋ẙ̶͎̫̻̳͕̽̓̍͊͜͝͝o̵̒͋ͅů̵̡̳͎̯͍̞͑͗̕ ̶̱̩̾̓̀͆́̀͠ḩ̶̼̯̞̩̝̈́̕a̵̬͉̼̾v̴̥̭̤̔ȩ̶͚̮͙̤͈̈́͂͌̈̄̕͠ ̴̛̠̹̥̻̝͎͋̔̇̄̋́N̸̢̙̮͉̉̑̿Ò̴̧͍͌͑́̿ ̸̞̥͉̖͚̻̯́͒́̿̑p̸̭̼̫͈͍̿͐͘ő̶̥̹̳͛̏̔̄͗w̸̳̦̐̈́͆͐̈̋̒e̷̖͉͋͌̉̍͘r̷̨͉̗̲͎̈́ͅ.̸̧̡̨̯̹͍͌͐͋̓̓͠͠ ̸̲̺̂̓͘͝
TMITM
Megalomaniacal Arbiter
TMITM laughed and turned his back.
Y̸̡̡͓̜͋ǒ̵̢̧̜̦̩͍̿̂͒͂ȕ̸͈̊r̷̡̺̿ ̵̫̱̳͖͑̂͑̚̚n̵͎͓̝̫̾͗̈́̂̔͒̅ả̴̝̙̤̮̽͆̚m̴̫̦̪͛͘̚ę̷̹̝̬̞̲̜͑͑̈́͘ ̵͍̉̓ȋ̵̜̲̣̀̒s̸̹̗̪̪̗̄͒̔͠͝ ̵͚̯̙̬̺̕ḯ̴̞̯̲͖̞̠̈̑̉͒̔ṟ̵̭͙̜̱͑̾̀̐̀̋̚o̶̻̳̗̟̗̰͎͠n̵̨̑̋̀͠͝͠i̵̦̲͖͎͈̣̤̓͛̂͛̈̅ć̵̨̫̱̼̺̪͖͠.̴̜̍̿̈́ ̴̢̡̨͖͖͍̻̈̀̉͝B̵̢̛̰̲̪̬̫͐u̷͙̘̥̣̐̅̓͝͠ţ̴̛̖͕̋ͅͅ ̴̨̤̈́̆́ẘ̷̧͈̮̼̖̀̓͂̓͘͜ḩ̷̨̛̺͊̏̀ͅa̴̖̦̠̙̣̾͊̈́̔͗t̴̢̹̀̾̐ ̶̨̠̟̣̞̪̏͐̈́̄̑̿͝ͅA̷͔̹̱͕̅̃R̸͔̭̖̯͖̜͘E̶̮͙̭̞͗͒̓ ̵͕̯̐̕ͅn̸̼̏͋͋̈́ą̸͍̎̊̋͊̏̂͝ḿ̷̺̗͕̹̑̆͗͌̕̚e̵̛̲̳͙̻̤̪͋̈́̓s̵̢̼͍͛̑͋͘?̸̡̟̈́̏̽̀̓̒͝ ̸̱̭̆͆
I̸t̴'̶s̶ ̴f̷u̶n̸n̷y̴.̴
Y̸o̴u̸ ̴h̸a̷v̸e̶ ̷a̵ ̸c̴h̷a̸n̶c̵e̵ ̵t̷o̵ ̶w̴a̵l̸k̶ ̸w̵i̶t̷h̴ ̵A̵N̷G̶E̶L̷S̷,̸ ̵L̶i̸l̸a̵.̵.̴.̶ ̷B̸u̴t̵ ̸i̴n̷s̶t̵e̵a̴d̵.̷.̷.̴ ̷
He chuckled.
Y̸o̶u̴ ̵c̷h̵o̶s̷e̶ ̸t̸o̷ ̶d̸a̸n̵c̸e̴ ̸w̵i̵t̸h̸ ̸t̸h̶e̴ ̶d̷e̷v̷i̵l̴.̵
Y̸̡̡͓̜͋ǒ̵̢̧̜̦̩͍̿̂͒͂ȕ̸͈̊r̷̡̺̿ ̵̫̱̳͖͑̂͑̚̚n̵͎͓̝̫̾͗̈́̂̔͒̅ả̴̝̙̤̮̽͆̚m̴̫̦̪͛͘̚ę̷̹̝̬̞̲̜͑͑̈́͘ ̵͍̉̓ȋ̵̜̲̣̀̒s̸̹̗̪̪̗̄͒̔͠͝ ̵͚̯̙̬̺̕ḯ̴̞̯̲͖̞̠̈̑̉͒̔ṟ̵̭͙̜̱͑̾̀̐̀̋̚o̶̻̳̗̟̗̰͎͠n̵̨̑̋̀͠͝͠i̵̦̲͖͎͈̣̤̓͛̂͛̈̅ć̵̨̫̱̼̺̪͖͠.̴̜̍̿̈́ ̴̢̡̨͖͖͍̻̈̀̉͝B̵̢̛̰̲̪̬̫͐u̷͙̘̥̣̐̅̓͝͠ţ̴̛̖͕̋ͅͅ ̴̨̤̈́̆́ẘ̷̧͈̮̼̖̀̓͂̓͘͜ḩ̷̨̛̺͊̏̀ͅa̴̖̦̠̙̣̾͊̈́̔͗t̴̢̹̀̾̐ ̶̨̠̟̣̞̪̏͐̈́̄̑̿͝ͅA̷͔̹̱͕̅̃R̸͔̭̖̯͖̜͘E̶̮͙̭̞͗͒̓ ̵͕̯̐̕ͅn̸̼̏͋͋̈́ą̸͍̎̊̋͊̏̂͝ḿ̷̺̗͕̹̑̆͗͌̕̚e̵̛̲̳͙̻̤̪͋̈́̓s̵̢̼͍͛̑͋͘?̸̡̟̈́̏̽̀̓̒͝ ̸̱̭̆͆
I̸t̴'̶s̶ ̴f̷u̶n̸n̷y̴.̴
Y̸o̴u̸ ̴h̸a̷v̸e̶ ̷a̵ ̸c̴h̷a̸n̶c̵e̵ ̵t̷o̵ ̶w̴a̵l̸k̶ ̸w̵i̶t̷h̴ ̵A̵N̷G̶E̶L̷S̷,̸ ̵L̶i̸l̸a̵.̵.̴.̶ ̷B̸u̴t̵ ̸i̴n̷s̶t̵e̵a̴d̵.̷.̷.̴ ̷
He chuckled.
Y̸o̶u̴ ̵c̷h̵o̶s̷e̶ ̸t̸o̷ ̶d̸a̸n̵c̸e̴ ̸w̵i̵t̸h̸ ̸t̸h̶e̴ ̶d̷e̷v̷i̵l̴.̵
TMITM
Megalomaniacal Arbiter
Į̷̨̻̭̊ ̶̠̟̜͉͒̊d̶̻̔̍͗o̶͙͓̱͊̕ń̶͚̽'̶̺̗̈́̂̈́t̶̛͎͑ ̷͇͉̋͋̈́̇c̷̓̆͜â̸̛̩̺̋͛r̸̩͔̾̓̀e̴̥̦̰͛̎.̷̦̠͂̿̚ ̴̞̎̇̉I̸̦͝ ̴̞͙̱̎̔͂͘h̸̛͕͛̅̿â̶͍͚v̷̰̪̫͚̆̽͆͝e̵̲̠͈̿͘ ̷̜̫̓̊p̵̨̗̣̾͜͝ļ̸̱̖͛͘ͅe̶̛͔̹͎͖͗͆n̴̢̲͓̿̉t̴͔̖͚̤̆̈ỹ̴͍̝͖̒͗ͅ ̵̧̊̚͘͝ò̸̢̟͛͝f̷̘̠͍͓͛ ̸͔̩̅̐̇p̵̦̰͉̒l̴̰͐̆ą̵̙́̏͗̈́y̴̡̛͍̥̽͘t̴̢̼̹̑̕͜ḣ̸͖̽̂̀i̵͓̙͈̓̀ņ̴͔͛g̸̺̟̻̉̈́̈́͠s̶̙̉̊.̶̡̉̂̀͛ ̷̙̲̝̈́̒I̸͗̔ͅ ̴̼̲̾͝ͅḏ̴͖͑̄̎̄o̶̩̜̦͋̒͛n̸̢̙̯̉͘'̴̫̘̮̅̈́̒͜͠t̸̫͊̑̓ ̴͔̲̉n̴̤͖͑ë̸͓̥́ë̷̙̲͙̯͊̇d̷͙̞̱͍̆ ̴̩̮̦͍̔͐̕͝t̶̝̱̫̪́ẁ̸̬̭͊ȏ̸̬̜͜͠ͅ ̵͙͔͋́̚m̷̡̧̘̍͠o̷̰̥̥̠̅r̷̜͙͍͆̅̊e̸̹̫̐͆̏̊.̴̦̃̐͠