Anna Tesser
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So, I started public school a few months back. I've been homeschooled my whole life before this, so naturally this is a pretty bizarre experience for me. I'e started recording some of the weirder quotes, and who knows. Maybe one of them will inspire you a bit! (Warning; Adult Language)
“Tall people are assholes.” “So…everyone’s an asshole to you.”
“I’m such a hoe for musical composition.”
"I'm about to shove this marker SO far up your ass."
"So who's really good at stalking people?"
"Team captain of funny, more legit than fundraising."
“Ok class, today we learn how to be a student.”
“1$? That can get me a whole rice Krispy treat.”
"Why are you wearing your jacket like that?" “I’m having a mental breakdown, that’s why.”
“I really shouldn’t just follow you every time you ask me to without explanation.” “And yet you’re still following me, whoops.”
“Why does my backpack look like I scalped someone…”
Will add more as I hear more. Let me know if one of these spins into a story!
“Tall people are assholes.” “So…everyone’s an asshole to you.”
“I’m such a hoe for musical composition.”
"I'm about to shove this marker SO far up your ass."
"So who's really good at stalking people?"
"Team captain of funny, more legit than fundraising."
“Ok class, today we learn how to be a student.”
“1$? That can get me a whole rice Krispy treat.”
"Why are you wearing your jacket like that?" “I’m having a mental breakdown, that’s why.”
“I really shouldn’t just follow you every time you ask me to without explanation.” “And yet you’re still following me, whoops.”
“Why does my backpack look like I scalped someone…”
Will add more as I hear more. Let me know if one of these spins into a story!
