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The worst genie ever

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Gypsy, Dec 29, 2016.

  1. Gypsy

    Gypsy Gratitude, integrity, and compassion.

    So the game goes like this. You make a wish. The next poster grants it but in a way you didn't really want. Then they post their wish and it continues.

    Example: I wish for a million dollars :)
    Next poster: Granted, a million dollars in monopoly money.
    I wish for tacos

    So I'll go first with my wish.

    I wish for coffee
  2. Cidrae

    Cidrae Smol and soft

    Granted! But it's the terrible gas station coffee, sat in the coffeemaker for hours.

    I wish for a pair of new socks.
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  3. TheZanta

    TheZanta Reproduces by Budding Benefactor

    Granted. They're made of that really itchy cotton. You know the kind I'm talking about.

    I wish for one unmarked US dollar.
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  4. AngelicDemon

    AngelicDemon My new phone's autocaress is horrid

    Granted. It is just the paper made for United States dollars without anything printed on it at all.

    I wish for a machbox car.
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  5. Shadelier

    Shadelier Comparatively shadely

    Congratulations. You get a box car that travels at one speed only: Mach 1.

    I wish thieves' punishment is not incarceration, but to pay back twice the value of what they've stolen.
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  6. Inconspicuous

    Inconspicuous Super classy secret agent

    Congratulations. They shall pay back twice the value. But only if you're insured by that one obscure provider that only provides insurance in Texas.

    I wish Douglas Adams never died.
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  7. AngelicDemon

    AngelicDemon My new phone's autocaress is horrid

    Granted. You are now in a parallel dimension where the two of you are the only chunks of matter in existance, about to make the first big bang.

    I wish for a box of cheerios.
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  8. Korbinik

    Korbinik Otaku RPer

    Wish granted! You get a box over super small cheerios that's around 2 inches tall. As a consolation, you also get a super small bowl and spoon.

    I wish to be a Persona user! (Google Persona 4)
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  9. Birdee10

    Birdee10 Phoenix of Wicked Cunning

    Granted! But it's Persona 5, a fan made game that is only two levels and you have to keep buying DLCs and your character keeps glitching through the floor and dying.

    I wish I was good at life.
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  10. Silaries

    Silaries Lord of Weissburg

    Granted! You now are good at life, life itself, in other words, survival in the wild and reproducing!

    I wish doctors would finally find the cause of my health condition.
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  11. Tiko

    Tiko Demon Goat Staff Member Administrator Chronicles of the Omniverse GM

    Granted! The doctors have now discovered that you're patient zero of the zombie apocalypse. Unfortunately everyone else dies!

    I wish... that I didn't have to make a wish :( More fun ruining other peoples wishes.
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  12. Randium

    Randium Member

    Granted! ...although you actually made a wish by wishing not to make a wish.

    I wish for someone saying "Happy birthday" because I've become 18 today.
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  13. Inconspicuous

    Inconspicuous Super classy secret agent

    Someone said Happy Birthday!---In China.

    I wish the laws of physics obeyed me!
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  14. Randium

    Randium Member

    Granted! From now on, they will obey you - as long as you don't change the laws.

    I wish for a car.
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  15. TheZanta

    TheZanta Reproduces by Budding Benefactor

    Granted. I'd tell you that the car is broken, but it isn't. Congratulations! Enjoy your Ford Pinto.

    I wish for the power to stop time.
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  16. Randium

    Randium Member

    Granted! You can stop time for exactly 0 seconds!

    I wish to know what a Ford Pinto is.
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  17. Inconspicuous

    Inconspicuous Super classy secret agent

    Granted. You do! At least, you will. About a thousand or so years later.

    I wish for a space tube.
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  18. Randium

    Randium Member

    Granted! You could say that there's a lot of space in this tube!


    I wish for peace on Earth.
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  19. Birdee10

    Birdee10 Phoenix of Wicked Cunning

    Granted!~ A baby has just been born! Her happy parents just named her Peace and because they are hippys imidately set her in a pot of dirt from the earth. Peace on earth.

    I wish I was a pokemon!
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  20. Randium

    Randium Member

    Granted! You were a POKéMON!

    I wish for peas on earth.

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