The worst genie ever

Granted. Except you find yourself as a wooden table in a burning house possibly caused by the above phone.

I wish to be the best, most talented person in existence and the best ever to exist.
 
Granted, but you failed to alert air traffic control of this ability and, on a cloudy day, have a midair collision with an airliner.

I wish to not have my left pinky toe.
 
Granted, but it was transplanted from your right foot and now you are missing your right pinkie toe.

I wish I could have a dog.
 
Granted. Your door is lined with silver paint.

I wish I had a perfectly working copy of GTA 5 to go with my perfectly working PS4 and PS4 Controller.
 
Granted. But GTA 6, 7, 8 and 9 have been released and they all have better graphics and gameplay.

I wish that I could tell if people like me or not.
 
Granted. You can tell whether or not people like you, but nobody likes you. (OML I FEEL SO BAD SORRY! IT'S NOT TRUE ;-; )

I wish for 10 live cats
 
Granted. School now lasts 12 hours and teaches you even more useless stuff.

I wish I was a better trombonist.
 
Granted. The dispensing agent requires you to assume the position.

I wish for huge spiders that act like pet dogs.
 
Granted. There are now giant spiders that pee all over the place and hump everything. Because they make over a hundred babies each time the world is now over run with giant spiders.

I wish for a Ocarina
 
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