The worst genie ever

[Beebasaur]

Granted. The world explodes just as you take over Killian you and everyone else.

I wish for a working lightbulb

 

[Night ও]

Granted. Your light bulb blows as soon as you turn it on.

I wish for all genies to die.

 

[Lucky]

Your wish is granted. You also die as a genie.

I wish for all genies.

 

[Beebasaur]

Granted. Nothing happens as your wish was too vague.

I wish I knew how to fix a lightbulb.

 

[Night ও]

Granted, but every time you try to remember, you forget.

I wish I was smart.

 

[Beebasaur]

Granted. You are now a smart aleck.

I wish for better grades.

 

[Night ও]

Granted. You are given an overwhelming amount of extra credit work to improve your grades.

I wish I had a life.

 

[Lucky]

Your wish is granted. It is the same life you currently have.

I wish for all genies to live again.

 

[Beebasaur]

Granted. Now every genie is awful.

I wish for better markers.

 

[Lucky]

Congrats. We gave you better markers for building objects. You never asked for artists markers.

I wish for a wish to not be granted but still be granted.

 

[BloodInDaWater]

Granted! Your wish to not be granted....is granted. And you're no better off then you were before. But no worse either. XD

I wish to be apart of the most epic group role play ever!

 

[lil_kreen]

Wish granted, you and a thousand other gamers are sent to the Battle of Racova in 1475. You are on the side of the turkish. A number of armored men with long pikes and firewood are coming for you. Deus Vult, heretic.

I wish for a trebuchet.

 

[BloodInDaWater]

Wish granted! You were loaded into your trebuchet and launched into a massive fortress wall.

I wish for unlimited wishes that must be granted.

 

[lil_kreen]

Wish granted! You are now a genie that has to grant wishes for others eternally.

I wish for a philly steak sub with mayo and greens.

 

[Ninasilverrose]

Granted! It tastes awful.
I wish for a victorian era dress

 

[BloodInDaWater]

Granted! But it's for an infant.

I wish to be greater than Michael Jordan at playing basketball in his prime.

 

[Ninasilverrose]

Granted! But you die younger.

I wish for cheese.

 

[Raynar Saassin]

Your wish is granted, it's blue cheese.

I wish for a lightsaber.

 

[Lucky]

We gave you a lightsaber, but it turns out throwing it towards your heart was a bad idea.... oops.... I think you have a hole in your heart now.

I wish for a happy puppy.

 

[lil_kreen]

The starving wolf is salivating and looks hungry.

I wish for red riding hood.