The worst genie ever

[Ninasilverrose]

Granted. But it has 3 legs.

I wish for a hoodie

 

[Ninasilverrose]

Granted, but it has holes all over it.

I wish for peace

 

[BloodInDaWater]

Granted! But you are dead.

I wish for immortality and the power of the Incredible Hulk.

 

[Ninasilverrose]

Granted! You cannot feel any emotions.

I wish for bacons

 

[BloodInDaWater]

Granted! You cannot feel any emotions.

I wish for bacons

(Hey that was really rotten) lol
Granted! But it's turkey bacon.

 

[Ninasilverrose]

( XD i know. and you didn't wish for anything.)

 

[BloodInDaWater]

opps

I wish that I was filthy poor

 

[Raynar Saassin]

Your wish is granted, but you were treated like a homeless person.

I wish for a Diamond.

 

[lil_kreen]

Wish granted, you are now on the planet made of diamond 55 Cancri e and the air temperature is a balmy 2100 degrees c.

I wish for fame retardant suit.

 

[Ninasilverrose]

Granted. It is too small for you.
I wish for a deck of cards

 

[BloodInDaWater]

Granted! But it's for recipes.
I wish for the rights to all food on the planet.

 

[Ninasilverrose]

Granted. You are the only one who doesn't have that right.

I wish for pumpkin pie

 

[Lucky]

We found this old pie in the bottom of the cupboard. We hope you enjoy it.

I wish for more time.

 

[Ninasilverrose]

Granted. You only have time to sleep.

 

[Lucky]

(You forget your wish)

 

[Ninasilverrose]

( Right sorry XD)
I wish for presents

 

[Lucky]

You get the worst presents of all the things you hate.

I wish for the whole world to be like a musical.

 

[Ninasilverrose]

Granted. You are deaf and cannot hear music.
I wish for a bracelet

 

[Lucky]

You get this ankle braclet that comes with the prisoner cuff for being wrongly arrested.

I wish for a graveyard.

 

[Ninasilverrose]

Granted. You are dead and buried.
I wish for a clock.