The worst genie ever

Granted, but you're left with the curse of indecision and never can tell what post to reply to .

I wish for a country house with a nice view
 
Granted. But you're now in tornado alley and there's one coming right for your new house.

I wish my allergies gone.

(@Silence I used to have a bullfrog for a pet, and he bellowed out his song every night right by my bed. Drove the rest of my family crazy but it never bothered me none :) )
 
Granted, but then he'll decide he likes a stranger better than you.

I wish there were more hours in a day.
 
Granted, but you get stung by a jellyfish every 70 miles.

I wish I could change hair color just by touching my hair.
 
Granted! You can control your dreams but only for 13 seconds which causes you to also pee the bed

I wish for courage

(also you people are frikken evil.. The staff especially!)
 
Granted, but your close allies misuse the courage and get you killed.

I wish there was a whole new continent.
 
Granted, but the sudden appearance of the continent destroyed most of life.

I wish for more exciting classes!
 
Granted! The NES now supports the game Bestaatniet with the Hunter, the Warlock and the Vampire!

I wish that this wish won't come true.
 
Granted! You got erased from the time continuum and the physical world and you never asked for a wish in the first place, thus a paradox scenario where both happened exist at the same time appeared!

I wish to make sense.
 
granted. your pee is acid and kills everything

I wish for the ability to teleport.
 
Granted! You teleported here, there and there. Who caught the leg?

I wish I could have no regrets!
 
granted. you regret nothing because you consider nothing. your life is meaningless

I wish for real life video games.
 
Granted! However you're not told they don't have respawns.

I wish for my life to have meaning :(
 
Granted. You learn that the meaning of life is 42.

I wish I could get all my school work done. D:

~M
 
granted. its under another name and you don't get credit.

I wish for my outfit. the heavy gold armor in the picture. with the cool cloak.
 
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