The worst genie ever

granted, its motivation to do bad stuff that will ruin your life

I wish I had a large near me stable tree fort.
 
Granted, but it didn't come with a ladder.

I wish all of my posts were done!
 
Granted but you for every post that was created you are now unable to access the site for that many weeks.

I wish I was the one who knocked.
 
You knock, but no one ever answers.

I wish to take a long nap.
 
Granted, but rather than your plate having anything on it, it is simply decorated with art of baked yams and dill.

I want the Patriots to win the Super Bowl.

~M
 
Granted, but they immediately retire right after the victory.

I wish to summon the Dark Yam with my new yam and dill plate.
 
Granted, but the dark yam consumes you.

I wish I could catch them all.
 
You catch them all, the next day they add 2000 more pokemon.

I wish for the ability to slow time at will.
 
'Your wish is my command',
You are able to slow time, at least, you're given a watch that has a button that slows down the displayed time by an hour! Have fun being late!

I wish for love.
 
Granted... If only you had a heart.

I wish for more players for my RP!
 
May your choice speak favorably uppon your future. You are given hundreds of noobs that refuse to A not be op and B learn.

I wish for my castle back (it was kinda...melted...)
 
Wish granted! I'm sure you'll like a new revolutionary teen romance fanfic with grammar and stereotypes similar to 'My Immortal' and 'Twilight'. (Additional sexual content that is similar to Fifty Shades of Grey)

Have fuuun!

I wish for everyone to be happy!
 
Granted, everyone is happy after throwing you in a fire.

I wish I was a demon lord.
 
Granted, but your demonic powers are limited to filing tax returns.

I wish I could draw better.
 
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