The worst genie ever

Granted, but you only get a single drop more

I wish to be loved and adored by all ~<3
 
A person named 'all' now worships the ground you step on.

I wish for the ability to leave my tomb.
 
Granted, but only for a second at a time, then you must return

I wish For the ability to force people to hug on will!
 
Granted, but they hug everyone but you.

I wish I could trust more.
 
(HaHa! That's what I wanted!)
Granted, but nobody will trust you back.

I wish I was more responsible/mature.
 
Granted, but now irresponsible/immature people are the only people capable of doing anything correctly.

I wish I slept better.
 
Granted, but you become sleeping beauty and do nothing but sleep.

I wish I could fly.
 
Granted, but the wish is given to someone else whom you don't particularly like

I wish I wasn't so socially awkward
 
Granted, but now you're mute and your hands have been cut off, so you can't talk to anyone.

I wish I was stronger.
 
Granted, you must now carry the weight of the world.

I wish for nothing. :O
 
Granted, you and your consciousness has been expunged from existence without a trace.

I wish to see the Flying Spaghetti Monster
 
Granted, but you immediately forget that you saw it

I wish My dog was best doggo
 
granted. the dog dies the next minute. (sad...)

I wish the southern paw(continent) wasn't so full of organisms.
 
Granted, no longer full of organisms but instead mechanical replicates of the organisms to take their place.

I wish for slavery to have never been abolished.
 
Granted, you can now stop the procrastination in everyone but you with just a few words

I wish I could do my passion without worrying about money.
 
Granted, but your passion will be exploited until it's no longer relevant.

I wish to sit on the Iron Throne.
 
Granted, but the throne melts, encasing you for all eternity.

I wish I could have the new Zelda game right now and play it forever.
 
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