"Dave, I can't believe you've done this."
"Love, there wa'nt anythin' else to do! If I'd of carried 'im to Durga she'd of up and killed him and I can't have that weighin' on my conscience!"
"Oh, so your first thought was 'let me bring this murderous soldier man with a big fuckin' sword and a big fuckin' gun to my dear, beautiful, delicate sister who happens to be mortal.' Smart thinkin' Dave. You think things through like you always do."
"Well, you being mortal is kinda why... you know... I thought he'd have an easier time. Plus, we took the gun and the sword away."
"Yes, because him stranglin' me with his big, meaty sausage hands is much better! Get the fuck out of my house, Dave. I swear to the Gods Beyond and the Gate that I'll put you before them on your knees, where not even the Vergobret can find you!"
"... I'm gone, I'm gone! Just... don't let anyone know!"
"I'll do what I damn well please if you don't get the fuck out right now, Dave."
There were a few hesitant steps before the slam of a door reached the ears of the paladin. Upon waking up, he'd find himself staring at a tiled wall in an immaculate, sterile white room. He laid onto a soft cot that was mildly uncomfortable and flimsy. There was a table on his left with a small lamp that had no bulb though it emanated a soft light.
Sat beside him was a woman. She looked worn and her skin had a slight leathery appearance from baking in the sun, but otherwise she looked healthy. Alive. With a cascade of curly red hair falling over her shoulder and a mess of freckles dashed over dimples in her cheeks, she was even pretty by some standards.
"Good mornin', sleepyhead. You've been out for a while. Don't be startled, you're at a local clinic. You've got a tough bandage for that knock in yer head. How are you feelin'?"
"Love, there wa'nt anythin' else to do! If I'd of carried 'im to Durga she'd of up and killed him and I can't have that weighin' on my conscience!"
"Oh, so your first thought was 'let me bring this murderous soldier man with a big fuckin' sword and a big fuckin' gun to my dear, beautiful, delicate sister who happens to be mortal.' Smart thinkin' Dave. You think things through like you always do."
"Well, you being mortal is kinda why... you know... I thought he'd have an easier time. Plus, we took the gun and the sword away."
"Yes, because him stranglin' me with his big, meaty sausage hands is much better! Get the fuck out of my house, Dave. I swear to the Gods Beyond and the Gate that I'll put you before them on your knees, where not even the Vergobret can find you!"
"... I'm gone, I'm gone! Just... don't let anyone know!"
"I'll do what I damn well please if you don't get the fuck out right now, Dave."
There were a few hesitant steps before the slam of a door reached the ears of the paladin. Upon waking up, he'd find himself staring at a tiled wall in an immaculate, sterile white room. He laid onto a soft cot that was mildly uncomfortable and flimsy. There was a table on his left with a small lamp that had no bulb though it emanated a soft light.
Sat beside him was a woman. She looked worn and her skin had a slight leathery appearance from baking in the sun, but otherwise she looked healthy. Alive. With a cascade of curly red hair falling over her shoulder and a mess of freckles dashed over dimples in her cheeks, she was even pretty by some standards.
"Good mornin', sleepyhead. You've been out for a while. Don't be startled, you're at a local clinic. You've got a tough bandage for that knock in yer head. How are you feelin'?"
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