1.) Either philosophical absurdism or Dukkha.
2.) Yes, I like Waffles. Yes, I like Pancakes. Doot doo-doo-doot doo-doo-doot doo-doo-doot-do-do
3.) I don't want to give out private information like that. I'll just say they're seeing a doctor about it and will try to think of baseball from now on...