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Is that a flying giraffe!?!?!?!?

You see, I don't actually shape-shift... I own a dragon.

With a sweet harmonic song, that announced the arrival

Even thinking about partying makes me want to hide in my room forever, since my social skills are below negative nine-thousand!

And saw an emoji so annoying it deserved to bleed So she tossed it in a meat grinder, then a wood chipper

The lion kisses the dog. The photographer is dead alteady

Hug (after taking the photo)

Exhausting

I was made with this face, I'm actually quite depressed.

So tired, but so much to do... But sleeping is fun too... Choices, choices.

I have to do WHAT?!?!

That was too easy for me, because I memorized and perfected this clusterfuck of a tongue twister that I made up five years ago. At first it doesn't make sense, but if you slow down and dissect each little section it will. It has to do with "wish witches" bewitching each other with "witch...

One and two and three and four.... IF YOU DONT FEEL THE PAIN YOU DON'T GAIN! Now lunges.

Sorry, I've also had things irl... If I still have my role, please hand it to someone else... I do not see a lot of free time in the near future... I am SO sorry, this looked like a lot of fun, but it looks as though you have enough people as extras.

I saw something move! Kill it.

Damn cold. Hate being sick

I'll be in it, but only if I can be the leader of the idiocracy (the dumbest one in the comic, and/or be the punch line) I'm already the butt of most humor irl, and it's fun to make others laugh at my expense. (Seriously, I'm a freakin' idiot, and I do real dumb things.) If you portray me almost...

Deliciously sweet candy.

+455, there.

+435 damn gotta help my parents. this isnt the last of me though