Abel Ikanov. Human AU.
#1: Who are you?
Uhh... My name is Abel, Ikanov. And... I'm a pole dancer?, a good one!. Is that what you meant?
#2: What do you want?
Well, uhm. Dunno man, right now?. Right now I want to go home with my baby, but... if you meant in life or something, I guess I just...