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I have fought and killed hundreds of xenos and heretics alike. Come face the finest warriors of the 41st millennia.

Good chances again a girl. Repent or die. Covert or burn.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS INNOCENCE!!!! ONLY DEGREES OF GUILT!!! PREPARE FOR THE POWER FISTING!!!

You wanna go?! I shall destroy you with violent rage, fury and HATRED!!!!!

I am a spess marine. Your ass is grass. Also you are flopped on your back. Prepare for the power fisting.

Granted. Now claim it from the gator god. I wish to be as snug as a bug on a drug.

Granted. You are only allowed to eat those five pieces of gum. Anything else is toxic. I wish for everything to end up just as planned.

Granted. Your dice are hidden inside this pile of dice sets. Find the one that is yours and you shall go free. If you try to leave with the incorrect set then you will be turned into a dice set. I wish for this post to be #377

Granted, but your fingers have now become twisted and gnarled, turning them into crippled stumps. I wish for a better France.

You have been banned because you couldn't believe it's not butter.

Did I do that?~

It's peanut butter jelly time!

I-It's n-not like I like you or anything!

Granted, but they immediately retire right after the victory. I wish to summon the Dark Yam with my new yam and dill plate.

Granted, but you will have nothing but nightmares for the next 12 hours. I wish for a plate of baked yams with dill.

Granted but you for every post that was created you are now unable to access the site for that many weeks. I wish I was the one who knocked.

I am the one who knocks.

Granted, but you the students from those schools start world war 3. I wish to set the world on fire.

Chief said he'd name Operation Stupid after me!

Excuse me sir. My name is Chris Hensen. Please have a seat.