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  1. Imperatus Rex

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    Eight
  2. Imperatus Rex

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    Ein.
  3. Imperatus Rex

    The worst genie ever

    Granted, but it is a furry. I wish for a stable income.
  4. Imperatus Rex

    The worst genie ever

    Granted, but it is made of your least favorite kind of cheese. I want a hat.
  5. Imperatus Rex

    The worst genie ever

    Granted, but you can only drive golf carts from now on. I wish for the worlds greatest potato.
  6. Imperatus Rex

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    seven
  7. Imperatus Rex

    The worst genie ever

    Granted, but he is dead and you are just meeting a decomposed corpse. I wish for a nice ceramic bowl.
  8. Imperatus Rex

    The worst genie ever

    Granted, but you become extremely physically weak as your body focuses on your immune system. I want to now all 23 flavors of Dr Pepper
  9. Imperatus Rex

    The worst genie ever

    Granted, but please look at the rules on page 1, and your father is employed as a janitor for the rest of his life. I wish for a kitten.
  10. Imperatus Rex

    The worst genie ever

    Granted, but they are poisonous carrots. I wish for a really anticlimactic result of this wish.
  11. Imperatus Rex

    The worst genie ever

    Granted, but the friend is an escaped Russian prisoner that teaches him to deny authority. I wish for hummus.
  12. Imperatus Rex

    The worst genie ever

    Granted, but the world is more awful than you thought, causing you to sink into depression. I wish for a really big tomato.
  13. Imperatus Rex

    The worst genie ever

    Granted, but the Arizona tea is $2 a can now. I wish for five spheres of lead that are about 2 inches in diameter each.
  14. Imperatus Rex

    The worst genie ever

    Granted, but now it tastes like Arizona tea that sat on your desk for three weeks. I wish that we had a purpose in life.
  15. Imperatus Rex

    The worst genie ever

    Granted, but the dressing tastes like rotten pork. I wish Papa Franku would sell physical albums of Pink Season
  16. Imperatus Rex

    The worst genie ever

    Granted, but the puppy has an awful temper and kills half the people you love I wish for apple juice.
  17. Imperatus Rex

    The worst genie ever

    Granted, but the ostrich has no feathers. I wish for a can of Hormel Chili.
  18. Imperatus Rex

    The worst genie ever

    Granted, but the cucumber is being eaten by an equally large caterpillar. I wish for an alpaca.
  19. Imperatus Rex

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    1
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