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If this was a cartoon Austin would probably be more or less okay with being squished. He’d turn into a pancake, then go up and down like an accordion before going back to normal, but this most definitely wasn’t a cartoon. He did not want to be squished by that. So, he did...an admittedly stupid...

“Okay, that didn’t work,” Austin muttered as he decided to aim his gun at some of the less big and menacing robots and shoot them. Those seemed like the ones that’d be okay to piss off. He was also now looking to the Jedi. “Yeah, uh, I don’t think telling them who you are is going to resolve this.”

“Uh...yeah, no thank you. I’m not one to just...give up. I’m also not a big fan of shocking. Not really my thing. Tried it out once. Not exciting, just painful.” He scowled a little before aiming his gun at the man. He narrowed his eyes, trying to find some sort of weakness in that baton, before...

“Oh, of course, get shot by fireballs and then follow the man who’s running away. A classic spy moment. Don’t you worry, I am on the case.” He smiled for a moment before running off to catch the guy. He could also shoot the guy in the leg to slow him down but uh...people may not like that.

“Well, if they’re illusions than I don’t necessarily have to have a guilty conscious, do I?” Austin asked with a small grin as he pulled out his gun and aimed it at the guards, firing a couple of deadly accurate shots into the opponents.

Pain. Great pain, that’s all Austin could understand at the moment. He was supposed to be in a heck of a lot of pain. He put a hand to his head and his eyes closed due to the pain. “Ah, Jesus, man, that’s worse than any hangover I’ve ever had...’ey can anyone fill me in on why I’m feelin’ this?”

“Oh, well, it’s unfortunate that we can’t really contact them then,” He muttered before glancing back to the rest of the group. “I don’t suppose someone brought a means of communication?”

“Oh, well, I do very much appreciate the protection, dear.” Austin took a small, cautious step forward. “Do you have any idea where they’re holding your sister?” @Atomic Knight

“Well,..I have a knack for being on time...at the worst times,” Austin said as he noticed they were being surrounded. This looked like it was going to be interesting. He had half the mind to have a shoot out here. “And who is this lady of yours? Sounds like a lovely woman.” @Atomic Knight

“Oh, I can cary squishy human,” Austin said with a raised hand as he moved back to where Deadpool was. “I’ll have you know I’m very good at handling people, on and off the field, if you catch my drift, a-thank you.” He chuckled.

“Strongest in the front, eh?” Austin asked with a roll of his eyes. “Sorry to tell you, Spaniard, but I think that means we’re going to the back of the line here. Don’t know who the strongest here is, though...” @HealThyWounds

“Oh, dear. Alright, into darkness I suppose.” Austin would join the others in the darkness and quickly pulled out his gun. “At least darkness is a spy’s best friend...”

“Hang on, let me get up there,” Austin said as he made an attempt to climb the cars. It took him...a bit, but because of his training he was used to irregular circumstances. Once finally into the roof, he looked at the way in and frowned. “Oo, you sure you want to go down there? Pretty dark.”...

“You have no idea how relieved that makes me feel, Spaniard,” Austin said with a smile. “Us normal people have to stick together, you know. We can’t all regenerate or fly or what have you.”

“Oh, telekinesis of course. Sometimes I forget I’m the only normal human here,” he muttered as he put his pistol away. “Well, if you count an unbelievably attractive super spy as normal, that is.” He chuckled but got serious once more soon after. “Seriously I think you’re going to be the only...

“I’m not quite sure all those cars are in working condition, love,” Austin said as he walked over to one of the vehicles and lightly kicked the driver side door. “Looks like they’ve been left to rot here for ages.” @Yun Lee

“Oh, climbing, yes, what a lovely idea. Anyone see a window they like? Pick whichever one you want, they all lead to the same building.” Assuming not all of them were also sealed up. I’m fact, Austin was now keeping an eye out for that. @Atomic Knight @HealThyWounds @Lucky @Crimson Spartan

“Alright, everyone, since I’m the Spy here I think it’s about time that I actually go ahead and do my job, thank you. Now, if anyone wants to join in, don’t feel afraid to do so.” With that being said, Austin began to move around to the side of the building to see if there are any doors that...

“Hey, if you’re going to go scouting, you’re gonna need a world class spy to help you out.” He grinned and adjusted his bow tie. “I’d be willing to volunteer. Let’s go find a backdoor, eh?” @Donder172 @HealThyWounds

“Damn, I always miss the exciting moments when I go to the loo,” Austin said with a sigh before quickly snapping out of it. “Either way, going in through the windows or some backdoor would work the best, I reckon.”