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Shit be looking like something my unconscious would vomit after having one too many shots of Red Bull+vodka, mixed with H.P Lovecraft. 16/10 Cthulhu r'lyeh indeed my mans.

9/10 because I think the same about your avatar. The color theme and the vacant eyes with a hint of murderous intent in them do it for me.

"Oh, leave me out of this, I beg of you. I'm wearing a latex suit under tanned leather. Do you even wanna know if that's money in my pocket or do I have to show you what I have under the suit to make you understand?"

10/10 A beautiful chunk of burning space rock. What more can one ask for?

"Look at me. I'm probably an influential politician. Or maybe I used to be an influential politican. I just can't remember my name. By the way, what color are dead bees? ..Yes, that was a non sequitur, and yes; I'm aware of the fact that I look like a dead man. But I threw you off real good...

"Yaaa I done paid 65$ for this lipstick. You see the amount of red in this, son? You see the pigment??? It's Yves Saint Laurent, mofo. You dare get those filthy Mountain Dew and Hot Cheeto dust covered flappers near them and I'll fukin shank ya, swear on me mum. Just give me the ring and leave...

(yee cause he just made someone into a c o u c h) im never going to get sick of this. "In Soviet Russia, you don't stand next to soldiers, soldiers stand next to you." "Hold on, that makes no sense in this context." "DON'T RUIN THE GODDAMN JOKE FOR STALIN'S SAKE" "I'M NOT RUINING IT YOU'RE...

>russian stuff (kill me)

A good choice! Stab because she's too pretty, I don't like it when people are too pretty.

Myca Vykos has castles made out of living flesh, not problems. I, however? I'm just too edgy for my own good. Pick up the turtle and get it un-stuck, then let it go to its way.

Stab because now I want turtle soup.

Oh, okay then. Push because that's a nice tattoo. I HATE NICE TATTOOS BECAUSE THEY ARE EXPENSIVE!

I didn't call you stuck-up though, I called your avatar stuck-up. :D Pat her on the back!

No, it's a he. Vykos is working towards humankind's demise, he's far from being depressed. And even if he was, a hug would only lead to a fate worse than death. Edddddgggge. Stab, she seems too stuck-up for her own good.

Hmm. Hug her, then. Forming a good connection with her now may prove useful in the future.

Well, you're kissing Myca Vykos. Have fun before he literally makes you into a couch while also making sure that you stay alive. You know, so that you can suffer the consequences of being a living, breathing couch. Gotta hand it to you though, he does look good in the picture. Even the way his...

Hug the turtle because 1- It looks huggable 2- It's drawn nicely and I've always wanted to hug a nicely drawn drawing to show my love and appreciation and just a tad bit of envy but we don't talk about that :D

Banned for having a point.

Oh, you have no idea. Kiss it. With the kiss of the vampire. I still have no idea what that is, but it sure is an animal, and god damn it, my profile picture's Myca Vykos and I don't care how young he is in the picture, his Animalism is still god tier. Now the cute otter/ wolf thing is my...

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