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Granted but only when nobody else is listening. I wish for one million dolars worth of expired coupons.

Wish granted but big companies use those cookies to flood your email and browser with spam I wish for a jetpack

Granted but you have no pull with other members who hate you for unrightfully taking the position meaning you have no votes or power. I wish for my wish to be granted

Granted but you rule it like the current queen of England meaning you're basically a figurehead and a parliament runs things I wish to always have an average body weight so I don't get fat eating chocolates.

Granted but because of the patriarchal society you'll always be overshadowed by actual superman I wish for a Reese's peanut butter mini's bag that always filled itself with more Reese's peanut butter mini cup cakes

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Granted but this notebook was stolen from an orphanage fundraiser I wish that the person next person grants the previous persons wish's again

Granted but you're one off those really crappy refrigerator pies not the good ones and your two weeks expired I wish for three day weekends

Stop

Granted everyone's dead now so there can't be any conflict I wish for my wish to be twisted in a way I didn't want

Lizard

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