RAP BATTLE

[KatsuTheCat]

the rules are pretty simple:
you make a sick rhyme (what am I saying xD) preferably this long:
Oh no,
was that a burn?
It felt like a slimy worm.
Maybe, you need to know,
that i am a rhythmic pro.

Easy right?

 

[InuTheDog]

I go with the flow,
you're gonna take a blow.
I'm gonna steal your car,
when you put it on show.
I am a pro,
you lack skill you know.
You are gonna die,
and you will say "Oh no!".

 

[KatsuTheCat]

wow so amazing,
i was being sarcastic.
you're rhymes sound like,
literal static.
what am i saying?
i make no sense.
i should go,
and build a fence.

 

[InuTheDog]

That was quite mean,
I feel really sad.
It almost makes me feel,
like I'm very bad.
Just kidding, as if,
Your signature's a GIF.
I will literally kill you,
then push your body off a cliff.

 

[Hydrangea]

You want to talk about signatures?
Yours is the definition of insanity
Which I would say that you are -
if it wasn't shadowed by vanity
You dog
You're stepping to a cat
Thinking you'll take 1 of 9 lives
But all you gonna get is a toe-bean smack

 

[InuTheDog]

ouch