[OFFICIAL] Handshake Roleplay #1 : Square One

[Devin]

Eisen
<Huh, these message transmissions are annoying> Felix thought

Azlariah Sarchemin : "Ahh... Felix. We will be coming at your place soon after a few minutes. Get ready, make sure there are no eavesdroppers."

<Yes, they are probably hidden in my room. Perhaps they are hiding under my bed?> He thought
"I am sure that my room is safe" He replied

He cleaned his clothes and made sure he looked elegant before his guests arrived.

"Greetings, lady Sarchemin" He welcomes Azlariah
He looks at Deldrach waiting for an introduction.

 

[Edge45]

@Deroc

Shadow Rhelsha #2 : "Well, well, well. We've attacked at the same time, if there wasn't any first. And we were supposed to be the ones who landed into Karastus earlier than you!"

PM Saidan: "Attack at the same time? Heh." Saidan chuckled. "The birds tell me you've purposely awaited several moments then attack after our initial strikes. A dirtier move than ours, and even here you lie, such shame. Afterall, attacks are counted as 'landing first', or would you like to hear that the predator who claimed its prey is its prey."

Shadow Rhelsha #3 : "If it wasn't for us Hopenese attacking Karastus behind, you would already see your little rotten warships sinking before the Karastusians and Nepoyzians!"

PM Saidan: "Is that so, victory was inevitably ours, our brave warriors died honorably, and raised flags even with or without your hindrance. Besides, I see no gratitude in letting demons do the work."

Shadow Rhelsha #1 : "And we can't just let you Eggs taking lands freely and easily. We can't let you out of control. To be honest, you Eggs would fare better doing Mathematics and Bakery instead."

PM Saidan: Says the se-
?: "Enough!" Somebody interrupted. It was the Vice Minister.
VM Ezekiel: "Pardon Prime Minister, but making aggression with enemies will not help us. Besides." He looks at the Rhelshas'. "They're our comrades, who've helped surround our enemies and ran them to the edge enough to fly their underwears as flags of surrender. Isn't it right, Lady Rhelsha, servant of the Devil Empress of the Rising Sun?" The Vice Minister made a small whisper to the Prime Minister after he said his words.
VM Ezekiel: And of course, the purpose of every conquest is to put order and then receive the trust of the people you have claimed so that they have a better future. That is when you've truly claimed the land.
PM Saidan: "tsk, Excuse us." The Prime Minister and his escorts left.
VM Ezekiel: "Excuse him, he is always a bit aggressive. Now to our conversation, would you like to continue?" He asked to the shadows.

The Ehelion's supply lines are established, ships with cargoes and barges with a lot of containers are heading for the Ehelion claimed islands. The recent blockade breaks up into patrols roaming in their borders and kept a close watch on the other side where Hopenese occupied lands are. The main fleet's presence disappeared, it could be told they are docked, hidden, or returned to the Summer Islands.

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The Palace of Karastus (Private, spying unavailable)

King Edgar: "..."
Fire Mage: "Emplacement Sights have been formed your highness."
King Edgar: "Thank you for your service brother, focus half the mampower to distribute supplies around the war torned areas for the Karastusans, trust must be claimed here fast, the other half will focus on strengthening the defense in case the Hopenese neutrality breaks."
Fire Mage: "As you wish your highness." He left then the Prime Minister arrives.
King Edgar: I assume you heard that, good earring you've been."
PM Saidan: "Four-eyed mate has arrived with the 1st and the new 2nd Skyfleet. You could have passed that order to me, but I anticipate something else.
King Edgar: Good sense, the mainland will be our next eye for the taking. I don't know how much influential the Pherithians will be as help, but those Nepoyzians have the nerve to stand in our way. Their size is big enough, and we're at the disadvantage this time, their lands are nothing tropical and seaborn, its completely land."
PM Saidan : "And?"
King Edgar: "Come on mate, you just tried angering the Imperials so that they make war on us, however, those mainlanders are far trouble. I'm lending the best of our Vanguards and the fastest Gunship of the 1st, go to Pherith and their help, its time we make use of this alliance."
PM Minister: "I suppose. Very well, my General and King. And you?"
King Edgar: "Preparation I guess, Ezekiel handles everything pretty much, being King is so a bore, no wonder the 4th Generation destroyed the Monarchy."

 

[Devin]

OOC: @Deroc I will update the faction sheet after referendum.
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@Deroc

{ Western Eiramond Battle } <✔>

*one of the flying big demons hurled a wave of blazing hellfire onto the Eirians, possibly toasting them into barbecue*

Many of the escaping Eirians fell to the attack.

Some archers are left behind to stop the attacking warriors and demons.
*warriors armed with long katanas dashed to the archers and fought with them up close*
*demons attacked the archers with great brute force as well as some demonic magics*

The archers perished under the strength of Hopenese troops.

*a horde of felhounds ambushed the mages from behind biting them with smelly golden teeth, hitting them with claws and horns*
*whilst biting the mages, some of these felhounds would suck magical essences from the mages*

"We're ambushed! Help us!" The Eirian mages request help from the Pherithians
They cast ice spells on the fel hounds (freeze too) in retaliation but many of the mages fall to the sudden ambush.
The pikemen are pressured and the back line faces the fel hounds, although they are ineffective until the mages are all dead. (Wouldn't want friendly "fire")
"Damn! I cannot cast any more spells, cover me" A mage remarks while his magic is sucked out
The mages that lost their energy would attempt to run among the pikemen, while other mages cover them.
The many archers also helped the mages, they shoot the incoming fel hounds from long to close-range, in large numbers.

Hopenese Warrior #2 : "Cowards!"
Hopenese Warrior #1 : "Come, let's go! Kamikaze!"

*the Hopenese warriors attacked the pikemen no matter what*
*they would try to counter the pikes with their long katanas*
*even if the pikes hurt greatly, the Hopenese warriors were simply too zealous and bloodthirsty, much more than both the Eirians and the Arygosians combined*

Even though the katanas length did help, they were basically helpless against the 6-7 meters pikes.
The pikemen would ruthlessly kill the incoming warriors as they attack against their line.
"These men won't give up!" One of the shield-bearers replies as he sees the Hopenese morale
The Eirians are shocked by the valor of Hopenese.

*Hopenese ninjas threw shurikens onto the pikemen from the sides and rear while the pikemen were busy with the warriors*

The pikemen were helpless against the attack.
"Please help cover our rears!" A local commander requested help from the Pherithians.

General Hendrik and his troops are near the pikemen and mages.

If fel hounds get too close to Hendrik, he will escape to the pikemen.

*a demon sent a strong shockwave of wild hellfire, breaking the formation and very likely sending a lot of these pikemen to gruesome deaths*

It indeed opened a gap inside their lines, leaving it open to Hopenese warriors

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{ Seryl's Village } <✔>

Seryl was just as angry as the tribesmen, perhaps even more as she got annoyed over the tribesmen's epic stupidity.
<If you want her to be your wife, you should ask her first! Dumbass!>
<You only get sex and love if you protect and serve your wives, including girlfriends!>
<And don't attempt to disobey me... I will have you as slaves! You will be forced to shoot your seeds (sperms) and give your eggs (ovums) to us!>
<But we did not disobey! She was not even my friend yet> The "groom" replied in protest
<Yes, we loyal subject!> Another tribesman said

 

[Deroc]

@Devin
Eisen

"Greetings, lady Sarchemin" He welcomes Azlariah
He looks at Deldrach waiting for an introduction.

Azlariah : "Greetings, King Felix of Eiramond. I'm the head of Flardyrn, and the leader of Pherithian advisors in Eiramond."
Deldrach : "Greetings, mister Felix. I'm Deldrach, who serves mistress Azlariah with full loyalty and love. Cake to shake hands, uhh, I mean, shake my tentacle with your hand?"

*Deldrach gave Felix an awkward look*
*Deldrach extended his right tentacle arm, which looks sticky and alien-ish*

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@Edge45

PM Saidan: "Attack at the same time? Heh." Saidan chuckled. "The birds tell me you've purposely awaited several moments then attack after our initial strikes. A dirtier move than ours, and even here you lie, such shame. Afterall, attacks are counted as 'landing first', or would you like to hear that the predator who claimed its prey is its prey."

Shadow Rhelsha #2 : "Nevertheless, we came for the northern lands before you do. And if it wasn't for us, you wouldn't be able to push the Karastusians away. I don't know your Mathspeak, for the love of Mererinda, do us a favor, do yourself a favor, please be a school teacher if you like to talk Math so much."

PM Saidan: "Is that so, victory was inevitably ours, our brave warriors died honorably, and raised flags even with or without your hindrance. Besides, I see no gratitude in letting demons do the work."

Shadow Rhelsha #3 : "Huh, really? The pesky Nepoyzians were helping the Karastusians greatly. Without our mighty fleets and hordes, you would be pushed all the way back to Vangarde! Then you can be a Math teacher freely without fearing your King Edgar."

PM Saidan: Says the se-
?: "Enough!" Somebody interrupted. It was the Vice Minister.

Shadow Rhelsha #1 : "Is this Mister Ezekiel, Vice Minister of Ehelion?"

VM Ezekiel: "Pardon Prime Minister, but making aggression with enemies will not help us. Besides." He looks at the Rhelshas'. "They're our comrades, who've helped surround our enemies and ran them to the edge enough to fly their underwears as flags of surrender. Isn't it right, Lady Rhelsha, servant of the Devil Empress of the Rising Sun?"

The Vice Minister made a small whisper to the Prime Minister after he said his words.

*the Shadow Rhelshas would try eavesdropping the whisper*

All Three Shadow Rhelshas : "Yes, absolutely. The pesky Nepoyzians fear no one but us, the Hopenese empire of the rising sun. Without our help, you wouldn't be able to conquer even a single bit of Karastus at all."

PM Saidan: "tsk, Excuse us." The Prime Minister and his escorts left.

*the three shadows glared at Saidan before he left*

VM Ezekiel: "Excuse him, he is always a bit aggressive. Now to our conversation, would you like to continue?" He asked to the shadows.

All Three Shadow Rhelshas : "Sure."
*awaiting for response*

Meanwhile, the Hopenese have established their supply lines . More Hopenese ships were coming for the newly conquered Karastusian islands, and the numerous warships were scattered across the conquered lands and the supply routes. Most of the demons disappeared after awhile.

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@Devin

OOC: @Deroc I will update the faction sheet after referendum.

Kay.

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{ Western Eiramond Battle } <✔>

"We're ambushed! Help us!" The Eirian mages request help from the Pherithians

Pherithians : "Action!"
Pherithian Commander ? : "Battlemages, get into position and blast these Hopenese devils!"

They cast ice spells on the fel hounds (freeze too) in retaliation but many of the mages fall to the sudden ambush.

*some of the felhounds were frozen by the spells*
*but as you said, many of the felhounds were still active, and these beasts nevertheless managed to fuck the Eirian mages*

Pherithians : "Cover us, while we are going to your rear!"
*Pherithians split into two and rushed to the Eirian back line, left and right, covered by Eirians*

Pherithian Battlemage #1 : "Shockwave!"
*the Pherithian Battlemage then unleashed a big shockwave towards the felhounds, killing many of them*

*suddenly, a dark feminine voice spoke*
??? : "Ahh, more busybodies, eh? Your Cakemaster's way must have influenced you very much..."

Pherithians : "Huh? What do you mean?"
*the Pherithians were confused and puzzled, leaving them distracted*

??? : "Attack! Haha haha!"
*the horde of Hopenese demons rushed to slaughter the unwary Pherithians*

Pherithians : "Waa? Aw, shit, fuck!!"
Random Pherithian : "Aww, shit, fall back to the rear!! Aaaaaaaaaah~~~"
Pherithians : "Take cover!"

*Pherithians requested aid from the Eirians*
Pherithians : "Shield all of us! Make a wall!"

*Pherithians then retreated behind the cover of Eirians*

The pikemen were helpless against the attack.
"Please help cover our rears!" A local commander requested help from the Pherithians.

Pherithians : "Sure!"

*the retreating Pherithians moved to the Eirian rears*
Pherithians : "Our battlemages are preparing some big spells to blast these Hopenese away! Hold on!"
*Pherithian Battlemages were channeling magical essences as they were preparing for their spells*

It indeed opened a gap inside their lines, leaving it open to Hopenese warriors

Hopenese : "Ahh! The weaklings will stand no more! Let them kneel, let them cry before the Devil Empress!"
Hopenese : "Charge!!"

*all the Hopenese troops charged towards the gap*

??? : "We have a change of plans!"
Hopenese : "What? We're dominating these weaklings right now! Hopen stronk!"

??? : "The Empress needs most of the demons elsewhere. But we also need to expand our great empire here! I'll leave ten demons here, all mortals here go back to your base, the rest of the demons, #%@&@#&*@#, understand?"

Demons : "Hai!"

*and so only ten demons remained to face the Eirians and Pherithians*
*many Hopenese mortals were retreating to their encampments under the cover of the ten demons*
*the rest of the demons left Eiramond via portal*

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{ Seryl's Village } <✔>

<But we did not disobey! She was not even my friend yet> The "groom" replied in protest
<Yes, we loyal subject!> Another tribesman said

Seryl : <All of the elves are my people! And you can't mess with my people without my permission! If you are loyal, heed my words with utmost zeal and loyalty!>
Seryl : <I won't let you fuck her until she agrees! And that she must dominate you all if you all married her!>

 

[Edge45]

*the Shadow Rhelshas would try eavesdropping the whisper*

All Three Shadow Rhelshas : "Yes, absolutely. The pesky Nepoyzians fear no one but us, the Hopenese empire of the rising sun. Without our help, you wouldn't be able to conquer even a single bit of Karastus at all."

All Three Shadow Rhelshas : "Sure."

"Oh believe me, if we didn't refuse, it would've only token one man to let an entire nation bow down rather than an army of ships and demons." The Vice Minister replied. "Anyway, have you come ever the thought of taking down the mainlander Nepoyzians and teach them what it means to intrude in wars?"

 

[Deroc]

"Oh believe me, if we didn't refuse, it would've only token one man to let an entire nation bow down rather than an army of ships and demons." The Vice Minister replied. "Anyway, have you come ever the thought of taking down the mainlander Nepoyzians and teach them what it means to intrude in wars?"

Shadow Rhelsha #1 : "Are you talking about some sort of One Man Army? Is that King Edgar, I guess?"
Shadow Rhelshas : "Anyways, sure, we wanna punish them for this already. We also longed for a conquest of Nepoyze. And Nepoyze did other nasty stuffs like just now too."

 

[Devin]

@Deroc
{ Seryl's Village } <✔>
Seryl : <All of the elves are my people! And you can't mess with my people without my permission! If you are loyal, heed my words with utmost zeal and loyalty!>
Seryl : <I won't let you fuck her until she agrees! And that she must dominate you all if you all married her!>

The tribesmen seem to agree to the fact.

If they are left alone, and have no work to do, they will go around awkwardly asking the elves to marry them. (Although the elves probably wouldn't understand their primitive language)
The thing is that most have them already have wives and are asking for secondary and every third wives.

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{ Western Eiramond Battle} <✔>

Pherithians : "Cover us, while we are going to your rear!"
*Pherithians split into two and rushed to the Eirian back line, left and right, covered by Eirians*

Pherithian Battlemage #1 : "Shockwave!"
*the Pherithian Battlemage then unleashed a big shockwave towards the felhounds, killing many of them*

The Eirian mages and archers cheer for the Pherithians and their help.
Many of them thank the battlemages as they are relieved from the felhounds.

*the Pherithians were confused and puzzled, leaving them distracted*

??? : "Attack! Haha haha!"
*the horde of Hopenese demons rushed to slaughter the unwary Pherithians*

Pherithians : "Waa? Aw, shit, fuck!!"
Random Pherithian : "Aww, shit, fall back to the rear!! Aaaaaaaaaah~~~"
Pherithians : "Take cover!"

*Pherithians requested aid from the Eirians*
Pherithians : "Shield all of us! Make a wall!"

*Pherithians then retreated behind the cover of Eirians*

The Eirian pikemen hold a shield-wall against the incoming demons.
Most of the Eirian mages and Archers also retreated among the pikemen.

*the retreating Pherithians moved to the Eirian rears*
Pherithians : "Our battlemages are preparing some big spells to blast these Hopenese away! Hold on!"
*Pherithian Battlemages were channeling magical essences as they were preparing for their spells*

"We cannot hold for long!" A pikeman shouts in response.
The poor pikemen have to defend against the charging Hopenese with their shortswords and inexperience in close combat.

Hopenese : "Ahh! The weaklings will stand no more! Let them kneel, let them cry before the Devil Empress!"
Hopenese : "Charge!!"

*all the Hopenese troops charged towards the gap*

"No!!! Help!" A pikeman screams before he is cut down
The pikemen are helpless against the experienced Hopenese warriors.
It seems that all is lost to them, but suddenly..

??? : "We have a change of plans!"
Hopenese : "What? We're dominating these weaklings right now! Hopen stronk!"

??? : "The Empress needs most of the demons elsewhere. But we also need to expand our great empire here! I'll leave ten demons here, all mortals here go back to your base, the rest of the demons, #%@&@#&*@#, understand?"

Demons : "Hai!"

*and so only ten demons remained to face the Eirians and Pherithians*
*many Hopenese mortals were retreating to their encampments under the cover of the ten demons*
*the rest of the demons left Eiramond via portal*

"Kill the cowards! Rally men! Slay the foreign savages!" General Hendrik shouts
The cavalry charges the unprotected routing Hopenese while avoiding the demons.
The pikemen and archers also manage to kill many of the routing Hopenese mortals.

"Kill the remaining beasts! For glory! For god!" General Hendrik rallies the remaining troops.

Eirians mages cast organized spell patterns on the remaining demons.
The ten demons are also volleyed upon by hundreds of archers, probably overwhelming them and even hitting their weak points.

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{ Eisen } <✔>

Azlariah : "Greetings, King Felix of Eiramond. I'm the head of Flardyrn, and the leader of Pherithian advisors in Eiramond."
Deldrach : "Greetings, mister Felix. I'm Deldrach, who serves mistress Azlariah with full loyalty and love. Cake to shake hands, uhh, I mean, shake my tentacle with your hand?"

*Deldrach gave Felix an awkward look*
*Deldrach extended his right tentacle arm, which looks sticky and alien-ish*

Felix is stressed by Deldrach's appearance, he is placed in a fight or flight situation.

"My apologies. Handshakes are not prevalent within our culture" Felix awkwardly replies while avoiding contact with Deldrach

 

[Edge45]

@Deroc

Shadow Rhelshas : "Anyways, sure, we wanna punish them for this already. We also longed for a conquest of Nepoyze. And Nepoyze did other nasty stuffs like just now too."

"Wonderful, we have one common goal then for now." Ezekiel grinned briefly, before he left to the Ehelion-occupied Karastusan territory. Banners of Ehelion are dropped and shown on the walls being rebuilt. With Aincrad into two, it seems there'll be a split in Karastus for a long time.

Meanwhile, with sails deployed wide open, a Gunship flying the Ehelion flag arrives at the mainland of Pherith. Right at the southeastern coast it overlooks the terrain. Right aboard it are the Ehelion soldiers including the Prime Minister himself Saidan.

 

[Deroc]

@Devin

"Kill the cowards! Rally men! Slay the foreign savages!" General Hendrik shouts

Random Hopenese Demon #1 : "Hah! More flies! This time we'll finish you!"

The cavalry charges the unprotected routing Hopenese while avoiding the demons.

Random Hopenese Demon #2 : "Hey!"
*the routing Hopenese turned alert*
*a rain of shuriken was sent to greet the Eirian riders from the routing Hopenese*
*more Hopenese troops would retaliate the Eirian cavalry until they're severely injured and crippled*

The pikemen and archers also manage to kill many of the routing Hopenese mortals.

Random Hopenese Demon #3 : "Nobody messes with Hopen! Fuck you!"
*the demon unleashes seven bolt of blazing hellfire towards seven random Eirians, turning them into barbecue*

"Kill the remaining beasts! For glory! For god!" General Hendrik rallies the remaining troops.

Random Hopenese Demon #3 : "Your little Zodal-bitch is no match for our supreme Devil Empress! All hail Mererinda!"

Eirians mages cast organized spell patterns on the remaining demons.
The ten demons are also volleyed upon by hundreds of archers, probably overwhelming them and even hitting their weak points.

*the moves were super effective!*

Random Hopenese Demon #7 : "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww~~ Y-Y.... you, you! My, my, my descendant-root! What have you d--d-d- awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww~~~"
*turned out that this crying demon got his genitals hit by the perverted Eirian archers!*

Random Hopenese Demon #3 : "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~ No I can't see anymoar!!!"
*this demon got both his eyes hit*
*then he let out love cries because the archers hit his genitals too*
*but he won't cry too long, for his throat would be stuck by arrows too*

*all the ten Hopenese demons were finally defeated! Hooray!*

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Felix is stressed by Deldrach's appearance, he is placed in a fight or flight situation.

"Are you afraid... are you shy... or are you a supremacist?" Deldrach asked in a dark, creepy voice while grinning wickedly and glaring at Felix with a mysterious feeling.

"My apologies. Handshakes are not prevalent within our culture" Felix awkwardly replies while avoiding contact with Deldrach

"Nein, nein, nein! It's common etiquette to shake hands with guests and hosts, especially in a formal situation like this." Deldrach finished with a creepy grin, "Now, shake hands with me, quick..."

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If they are left alone, and have no work to do, they will go around awkwardly asking the elves to marry them. (Although the elves probably wouldn't understand their primitive language)

Random Female Elf #1 : "Huh? Apa lu cakapst?"
Random Female Elf #2 : "Pardon? I'm afraid I cannot understand your baby-tongue. Haha."
Random Female Elf #3 : 「不好意思誒，我根本就不知道你在說甚麼啊。。。呵呵。」
Random Female Elf #4 : "Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Ich liebe einziges die Genies, wer können Deutsch sprechen."

Sadly, all of the female elves couldn't understand their primal languages, or as the elves mockingly named it, "baby-speak". To make things worse, they all responded in a variety of languages that the primates have never heard of for hundreds of generations.

Trivia : From up to down, the elves spoke Sino-Germanized Malay, Modern English, Taiwanese Mandarin and German.

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@Edge45

"Wonderful, we have one common goal then for now." Ezekiel grinned briefly, before he left to the Ehelion-occupied Karastusan territory. Banners of Ehelion are dropped and shown on the walls being rebuilt. With Aincrad into two, it seems there'll be a split in Karastus for a long time.

Shadow Rhelsha #1 : "Great!"
*as Ezekiel turned away for other Egilian territories*
Shadow Rhelsha #2 : "Hey, wait!"
Shadow Rhelsha #2 : "We haven't talked about dividing Nepoyze yet!"

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Meanwhile, with sails deployed wide open, a Gunship flying the Ehelion flag arrives at the mainland of Pherith. Right at the southeastern coast it overlooks the terrain. Right aboard it are the Ehelion soldiers including the Prime Minister himself Saidan.

The Pherithian coast guards then welcomed the Egilians.
"Greetings, Egilian. You must be ambassadors to Pherith, no?"

 

[Devin]

@Deroc: You forgot Volya by the way
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{ Eisen } <✔>

"Are you afraid... are you shy... or are you a supremacist?" Deldrach asked in a dark, creepy voice while grinning wickedly and glaring at Felix with a mysterious feeling.

"I am indeed a supremacist, not all races are destined for greatness. but that is not related to our discussion"

"Nein, nein, nein! It's common etiquette to shake hands with guests and hosts, especially in a formal situation like this." Deldrach finished with a creepy grin, "Now, shake hands with me, quick..."

"Yes, perhaps between peasants. But not among kings" Felix replies in an insulting manner

"Perhaps it would be better if you would just get to the point. I was told you have important business with me, am i mistaken?"
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{ Western Eiramond Battle } <✔>

The Eirians cheer as they won the battle.

[Waiting for reactions]
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{ Seryl's Village } <✔>

Random Female Elf #1 : "Huh? Apa lu cakapst?"
Random Female Elf #2 : "Pardon? I'm afraid I cannot understand your baby-tongue. Haha."
Random Female Elf #3 : 「不好意思誒，我根本就不知道你在說甚麼啊。。。呵呵。」
Random Female Elf #4 : "Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Ich liebe einziges die Genies, wer können Deutsch sprechen."

Sadly, all of the female elves couldn't understand their primal languages, or as the elves mockingly named it, "baby-speak". To make things worse, they all responded in a variety of languages that the primates have never heard of for hundreds of generations.

Trivia : From up to down, the elves spoke Sino-Germanized Malay, Modern English, Taiwanese Mandarin and German.

The tribesmen are disappointed by the elves "uncivilized" response.
They attempt to explain to them by posing suggestively.
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@bear_369 , @Deroc
{ Western Eiramond And Arygosian Eiria } <✔>

Men and women with wooden masks (like tribal masks) begin raiding supply trains and killing solitary occupying forces.

Some soldiers were even flayed and tortured badly.
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{ Eiramond } <✔>

The collectivist and theocratic influence is still strong, people demonstrate on the streets asking the temporary government to return to the old ways.
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{ Military } <✔>

After researching on the rifles and muskets gathered on the battles against the Arygosians, Eirians finally manage to build their first rifles.

They begin production of the newly produced weapons.

The new army begins extensive training to compensate for their lack of numbers.

The new doctrine emphasizes sudden attacks by rifle-men accompanied by mages (which support them mainly from long range) and extensive use of mobility. The troops would ride horses to battle, in order to surprise the enemy and destroy their organization. Reconnaissance is also more important within the new army.

Old weapons are to be dismantled and their resources used to produce rifles instead.

Note: The muskets and rifles are very similar to their Pherithian and Arygosian counter-parts.

Zeppelin remains are also gathered to be studied.

 

[Deroc]

@Devin

@Deroc: You forgot Volya by the way

@Devin : Oh, yeah... Sorry.

Volya <✔>

Saberkuchen : "Hmm... that didn't work... Burn!"
*the web binding Volya suddenly glowed brightly in great heat, but didn't distntegrate*
*Saberkuchen attempted to stab Volya in the throat, while kicking him in the hole at the same time*

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{ Eisen } <✔>

"I am indeed a supremacist, not all races are destined for greatness. but that is not related to our discussion"

Deep down, Deldrach felt very offended by Felix's words. But actually he was feeling more self-pity rather than hatred. Doesn't matter much now anyways,

"Yes, perhaps between peasants. But not among kings" Felix replies in an insulting manner

Deldrach : "........."
Deldrach : "Eh, whatever. But your throne was not restored yet. And I am not a king to be factual."

"Perhaps it would be better if you would just get to the point. I was told you have important business with me, am i mistaken?"

Azlariah : "Indeed... yes, but we can't just do business here in the public! Come, let's get into your house,"

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{ Western Eiramond Battle } <✔>

The Eirians cheer as they won the battle.
The Pherithians likewise also cheered for their victory against the demons.

Pherithians : "Okay, now that we're at peace with each other, so let us just go back to our places and mind our own businesses. But if any of you guys see another Hopenese advance, alert us. Kay, bye!"

*Pherithians left for Pherithian Centrum*

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{ Seryl's Village } <✔>

The tribesmen are disappointed by the elves "uncivilized" response.
*some of the female elves gave a cold glare, but some others were cool and even a bit caring too*

They attempt to explain to them by posing suggestively.
*some of the female elves got turned on by a bit, while some others got disgusted instead*
*the turned on elves patted the tribesmen like a dog, and tossed pieces of bread to the tribesmen*

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@Devin and @bear_369

{ Western Eiramond And Arygosian Eiria } <✔>

Men and women with wooden masks (like tribal masks) begin raiding supply trains and killing solitary occupying forces.
Some soldiers were even flayed and tortured badly.

On the Pherithian side, the Pherithians were caught off guard by the sudden ambushes.
Some of the unwary Pherithians were being killed at first, but the Pherithians immediately returned the favor by shooting their guns at the raiders.

"Nobody messes with Pherithians, idiots!"
"Dummköpfe! Kein gesunder Mann würde das tun!"

"We gotta alert the higher ups for this kind of joke! Fuck 'em all!"

The Pherithian Command was alerted about half an hour later. More troops from Pherith proper would be brought to Pherithian Centrum via portals.

@bear_369
The Pherithians sent a messenger to the Black Star, wishing to have a talk about the raiding party.

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{ Eiramond } <✔>

The collectivist and theocratic influence is still strong, people demonstrate on the streets asking the temporary government to return to the old ways.

Cadusa : "Are these folk retarded?"
Cadusa : "They don't want freedom? They don't want civil liberties?"
Cadusa : "Instead, they ask for what Deroc says as Communism? Now, what to do about it... we can't do what Deng Xiaoping did in response to demonstrations like this. Deng Xiaoping doomed the Communist tyranny and gave birth to another Holy Roman Empire in China. We can't afford to make more Holy Roman monsters in Arygos and Eiramond!"

Cadusa : "Ah, we need some king in place to stop these retards... Felix, where are you... ahh, let's just hope Azlariah did her job well convincing Felix to our cause. Now, we gotta make some changes... AGAINST their favor."

*Cadusa then declared rulership over the temporary government*
*Cadusa ended the referendum prematurely ,saying that the people wants the monarchy back*
*but any cries for collectivism and theocracy are ignored*

 

[Devin]

@Deroc: Constitutional or absolute monarchy?
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Volya <✔>

Saberkuchen : "Hmm... that didn't work... Burn!"
*the web binding Volya suddenly glowed brightly in great heat, but didn't distntegrate*
*Saberkuchen attempted to stab Volya in the throat, while kicking him in the hole at the same time*

Saberkuchen's leg would likely hurt greatly as Volya has his balls protected by armor.
"Stop this! You can't tak-" Volya says in response, but he is punched in the throat
Volya screams in pain, "You idiot!" He shouts
He begins swearing against his captors and high ranking Arygosians (Including Azlariah and Deroc) as the heat increases.

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{ Eisen } <✔>

Azlariah : "Indeed... yes, but we can't just do business here in the public! Come, let's get into your house,"

"Of course, follow me" Felix says.
Felix leads Azlariah and Deldrach to his room, along with the royal guards.

The guards would wait outside the room.

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{ Western Eiramond Battle } <✔>

Pherithians : "Okay, now that we're at peace with each other, so let us just go back to our places and mind our own businesses. But if any of you guys see another Hopenese advance, alert us. Kay, bye!"

"Very well then, safe travels" General Hendrik says farewell in response

"Come on men! Get into marching formation." He orders his men to march

The Eirians march to their destination.

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{ Seryl's Village } <✔>

*some of the female elves got turned on by a bit, while some others got disgusted instead*
*the turned on elves patted the tribesmen like a dog, and tossed pieces of bread to the tribesmen*

The tribesmen are happy and appreciate the free bread given to them, they share it among themselves and other tribesmen.

The food acted as positive reinforcement.

If left alone, they will naturally go to the forests to hunt for pelt and food.

They also seem to enjoy using pelts to masturbate.

Are they given houses or tents, how about food?

Fred is showing distrust with the tribesmen.
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@bear_369, @Deroc

{ Western Eiramond And Arygosian Eiria } <✔>

Note: The raiders are basically civilians, and only wear their masks when in advantage (They mostly target solitary targets).

 

[Deroc]

@Devin : Of course, constitutional.

But wait for my further reply, I'm not motivated now.

 

[Edge45]

@Deroc

Shadow Rhelsha #2 : "Hey, wait!"
Shadow Rhelsha #2 : "We haven't talked about dividing Nepoyze yet!"

"Oh." Ezekiel stopped, and faced the shadow a bit. "Ah, don't worry. I think we can decide that once the chaos begins." He Ezekiel said as he pats his own head and smiled. He then left.
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@Deroc

(*ahem* I'll pretend it already landed >.>)

The Pherithian coast guards then welcomed the Egilians.
"Greetings, Egilian. You must be ambassadors to Pherith, no?"

The ship heads for the ground and closer. It then remained afloat but close enough on the ground. It is best advice that any soldiers or personnel stay away from its thruster engines on the sides of its stern as it is very hot that the thrusters and the hulls are cold-iron reinforced. The sails, which are light blue colored, and doesn't appear to look like silk, are closed

Two ropes are dropped down on both sides near the bow edge. The Ehelion Vanguards dropped first before the Prime Minister followed.
"Indeed we are, mainlander chaps. We wish to speak to your king. Well, this be my first here anyways. So I assume you'll lead us there." Saidan said to the Pherithian. Half of the crew stayed on the Gunship, while the rest with the Prime Minister.

 

[Deroc]

@Edge45

a Gunship flying the Ehelion flag arrives at the mainland of Pherith

......

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"Ehh, well... we gotta inform our superiors before we can bring you to the Cakemaster."
"Wait a moment please," a sergeant then turned to the back and told a soldier to inform the higher ups.

It took only half an hour for the message to come back and forth.
"Apologies for the long waiting, Egilians, but now we're ready. Let's go."

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@Devin

Saberkuchen's leg would likely hurt greatly as Volya has his balls protected by armor.
Saberkuchen : "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww~~ Dammit~~ Fuck you, asshole!"

"Stop this! You can't tak-" Volya says in response, but he is punched in the throat
Volya screams in pain, "You idiot!" He shouts

Saberkuchen : "Hahahaha, serves you right."
*Saberkuchen then tried to toss a few drug pills into Volya's mouth while he screamed in pain*

He begins swearing against his captors and high ranking Arygosians (Including Azlariah and Deroc) as the heat increases.

*Arygosians got enraged after hearing the insults*
*all of them surround Volya*

Saberkuchen : "No one dares to insult our beloved Cakemaster! And your petty lives are at the hands of our mercy, we can end your miserable life anytime as you wished for!"
Saberkuchen : "Cake Minions, fuck with him now. Let him know humility!"

*small Living Cakes called Cake Minions would then hop onto Volya and begun sucking, eating and devouring Volya's various body parts*
*one of them landed onto Volya's face, where they would likely suck and eat his eyes, tear his face and bite his tongue*

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{ Eisen } <✔>

"Of course, follow me" Felix says.
Felix leads Azlariah and Deldrach to his room, along with the royal guards.

Azlariah : "Now that chaos and unrest emerges in Eiramond. They call for a return to traditional ways, but of course we only allow a few traditional ways to be returned including the monarchy... wait..."
*Azlariah's head lifted upwards as she felt something*

Azlariah : "Oh, wait. As per our orders, you are to return to the royal throne... but with your rights reduced. No longer would you hold absolute power, but you get to keep a few powers. You would want to be sitting on the throne again, right? And yes, we need someone like you to sit on the throne, so to keep the people silenced."

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{ Seryl's Village } <✔>

If left alone, they will naturally go to the forests to hunt for pelt and food.

No, they are to be watched over and stay in the village until Seryl's further orders.

They also seem to enjoy using pelts to masturbate.

Some elves giggled seeing the tribesmen masturbating with the pelts. Some of them threw a few long pillows for them to hug and masturbate with.

Are they given houses or tents, how about food?

They are to live within the poorest houses and broken tents.
Food is of average quality and quantity.

Fred is showing distrust with the tribesmen.

Likewise, Seryl also felt something wrong with the primates.

Seryl : "Fred."
Seryl : "Do you think these babies... uhh, are too dumb and horny?"

{ Western Eiramond And Arygosian Eiria } <✔>

Note: The raiders are basically civilians, and only wear their masks when in advantage (They mostly target solitary targets).

Unfortunately, most of the Arygosians were in groups and formations. Even the fewest of Arygosian presence would have a small group of three. There would be almost no Arygosians who travel alone.

 

[Devin]

{ Eisen } <✔>

Azlariah : "Now that chaos and unrest emerges in Eiramond. They call for a return to traditional ways, but of course we only allow a few traditional ways to be returned including the monarchy... wait..."
*Azlariah's head lifted upwards as she felt something*

Azlariah : "Oh, wait. As per our orders, you are to return to the royal throne... but with your rights reduced. No longer would you hold absolute power, but you get to keep a few powers. You would want to be sitting on the throne again, right? And yes, we need someone like you to sit on the throne, so to keep the people silenced."

"That is good news. But how few specifically?" Felix asked

Once answered, he will bring up the Black star invasion

"I am pleased that my power is again restored. But there is much that still need to be reclaimed, what is Arygos's position on the Black star invasion?" He asks

He doesn't seem to be surprised about his restoration as Deroc already pledged his support before.
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{ Seryl's Village } <✔>

Some elves giggled seeing the tribesmen masturbating with the pelts. Some of them threw a few long pillows for them to hug and masturbate with.

The tribesmen rejoiced at their new pillows, and it was at that moment that they shown some greater intelligence. They surrounded the the pillows with pelts and invented an even better product.

Likewise, Seryl also felt something wrong with the primates.

Seryl : "Fred."
Seryl : "Do you think these babies... uhh, are too dumb and horny?"

"Yeah, we're going to have some trouble containing them. I couldn't talk to them, but perhaps you could teach them some etiquette?" Fred asked

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{ Western Eiramond And Arygosian Eiria } <✔>

Smaller groups are attacked if sophisticated (no other groups nearby), the attacks continue.

These raiders are mainly equipped with small knifes and at max short swords, they jump out of building windows and doors surprise attacking the solitary groups in close-combat.
Dense cities make the solitary groups easy targets for their weak weapons.

The local bases may even get supply problems, as their supply trains are being raided.

Road raiders are better armed, they have better weapons (and even bows).

They hide near bushes and forests, attacking narrow gaps.

The groups will arm themselves with raided weapons and take any food and gold.

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{ Volya } <✔>

*Saberkuchen then tried to toss a few drug pills into Volya's mouth while he screamed in pain*

The small drug pills were unlikely to reach Volya's mouth, a few of them entered.

But he thrown up forcefully, possibly landing on the crowd that gathered near him.

*small Living Cakes called Cake Minions would then hop onto Volya and begun sucking, eating and devouring Volya's various body parts*
*one of them landed onto Volya's face, where they would likely suck and eat his eyes, tear his face and bite his tongue*

Volya punches the cake minion on his face, takes it and "eats" (He would keep biting the cake minion's parts away) it with pure brutality.

"Death before dishonor!" He shouted angrily as he "eats" the cake minion

He also attempts to cast a few strong anti-magic spells in order to dispell the magic webs.

Note: You can kill him if you want.

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Royal Airfoce (Newly created)

New zeppelins are also put into construction using the Arygosian models.

Although the Eirians attempt to re-purpose the designs to gain more diversity.

New prototypes are being made for anti-air and bomber (Dropping explosive barrels) designs.

Although the bomber design is simply the matter of storing the barrels instead of soldiers, the anti-air design is rather revolutionary.

Mages are invited from all over the realm to aid the research, hoping to arm the zeppelins with magic against air targets.

 

[Deroc]

@Devin

"That is good news. But how few specifically?" Felix asked

Azlariah gave a smile and then replied, "Firstly, you no longer hold absolute power. Now, you can't just tell your subjects to die or shut up if you wish. You can exercise your powers and authorities only within the limits we agree. Their basic civil rights have to be respected, such as the rights for free speech."

"But don't worry, you would still hold a lot of reserve powers. For example, you will be able to appoint or dismiss a Prime Minister as you wish. You would still be the commander of the Eirian Armed Forces, you can award medals and honors to your subjects. And you can decide how state revenues were spent, provided that your decisions do not infringe on the rights and interests of your subjects."

Once answered, he will bring up the Black star invasion

"I am pleased that my power is again restored. But there is much that still need to be reclaimed, what is Arygos's position on the Black star invasion?" He asks

"In the public, we are neutral regarding this matter. But in secret, we're actually concerned about Laihelia's aggressive expansion. But since Pherith has established an non-aggression pact with Laihelia, we can't outright support you against the Black Star. We can aid you in secret if you want, including giving back Eiramond the rights to maintain a sizable army."

"But I have another idea to end Laihelian aggresion. That is, what is left of Free Eiramond joins Arygos and thus enjoying the protection of the non-aggression pact. Maybe you should give some western borderlands to Pherith directly, so that the rest of Eiramond could be shielded. In the pact, we made no mentions of Arygos, we simply said it's Pherith. And as you should know, not all of Arygos is Pherith."

==========

Spoiler: Replying Later

{ Seryl's Village }

(Replying Later)

The tribesmen rejoiced at their new pillows, and it was at that moment that they shown some greater intelligence. They surrounded the the pillows with pelts and invented an even better product.



"Yeah, we're going to have some trouble containing them. I couldn't talk to them, but perhaps you could teach them some etiquette?" Fred asked

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{ Western Eiramond And Arygosian Eiria }

(Replying Later)

Smaller groups are attacked if sophisticated (no other groups nearby), the attacks continue.

These raiders are mainly equipped with small knifes and at max short swords, they jump out of building windows and doors surprise attacking the solitary groups in close-combat.
Dense cities make the solitary groups easy targets for their weak weapons.

The local bases may even get supply problems, as their supply trains are being raided.

Road raiders are better armed, they have better weapons (and even bows).

They hide near bushes and forests, attacking narrow gaps.

The groups will arm themselves with raided weapons and take any food and gold.

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{ Volya }

Note: You can kill him if you want.

Of course! >: D

The small drug pills were unlikely to reach Volya's mouth, a few of them entered.

But he thrown up forcefully, possibly landing on the crowd that gathered near him.



Volya punches the cake minion on his face, takes it and "eats" (He would keep biting the cake minion's parts away) it with pure brutality.

"Death before dishonor!" He shouted angrily as he "eats" the cake minion

He also attempts to cast a few strong anti-magic spells in order to dispell the magic webs.

 

[Devin]

@Deroc: I updated the factions page, only the culture texts need a bit further editing.
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@Deroc

{ Eisen } <✔>

Azlariah gave a smile and then replied, "Firstly, you no longer hold absolute power. Now, you can't just tell your subjects to die or shut up if you wish. You can exercise your powers and authorities only within the limits we agree. Their basic civil rights have to be respected, such as the rights for free speech."

"But don't worry, you would still hold a lot of reserve powers. For example, you will be able to appoint or dismiss a Prime Minister as you wish. You would still be the commander of the Eirian Armed Forces, you can award medals and honors to your subjects. And you can decide how state revenues were spent, provided that your decisions do not infringe on the rights and interests of your subjects."

"Wonderful, i will make sure to remember your services to our state (Indirectly saying i will remember what you done for me). Just two more questions, how much power does the prime minister wield? Can he or she be of Royal blood (My family)?"

"In the public, we are neutral regarding this matter. But in secret, we're actually concerned about Laihelia's aggressive expansion. But since Pherith has established an non-aggression pact with Laihelia, we can't outright support you against the Black Star. We can aid you in secret if you want, including giving back Eiramond the rights to maintain a sizable army."

"That is an interesting idea, although not much would change with a volunteer army." Felix Replied

"But I have another idea to end Laihelian aggresion. That is, what is left of Free Eiramond joins Arygos and thus enjoying the protection of the non-aggression pact. Maybe you should give some western borderlands to Pherith directly, so that the rest of Eiramond could be shielded. In the pact, we made no mentions of Arygos, we simply said it's Pherith. And as you should know, not all of Arygos is Pherith."

Felix seems to get where this is going.

"Give Pherith the western borderlands? Then they would attack from the north. No, that is not a proper solution"

"The idea to join Arygos is better. Can you please elaborate about it? I mean i can't consider such a thing now, but it could indeed be in our interests, soon."

If asked why he can't consider joining Arygos now, he will reply "The people would not allow such a thing now, the might be stupid, but they still remember the war. They need to be given time to calm down."

"There are also whispers of a halt to their attacks. Although it would take quite long, perhaps years, until we are finally capable of an effective offensive"

{ The new Eirian riflemen } <✔>

Spoiler: Winter soldier

 

[Deroc]

@Devin

{ Seryl's Village }

"Yeah, we're going to have some trouble containing them. I couldn't talk to them, but perhaps you could teach them some etiquette?" Fred asked

"Well," Seryl replied, "I have plans to educate and nurture these menchildren, but I'm afraid it'll take me a long time and energy to guide these babies... So I guess, I'll just pour in all of my language skills in telepathy to these guys... do you think it's a decent idea?"

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{ Western Eiramond And Arygosian Eiria }

Smaller groups are attacked if sophisticated (no other groups nearby), the attacks continue.

(I don't think that's the meaning of "sophisticated"... did you mean "isolated"?)

Sure they got attacked, but then the other group members would retaliate the raiders instead. Most of the raiders would find themselves getting shot in the eyes and in the balls upon ambushing one of them.

These raiders are mainly equipped with small knifes and at max short swords, they jump out of building windows and doors surprise attacking the solitary groups in close-combat.
Dense cities make the solitary groups easy targets for their weak weapons.

Then these raiders would most likely have their heads shot as soon as they ambushed the troops.
But the raiders managed to take a few Pherithians down.

The local bases may even get supply problems, as their supply trains are being raided.

The Pherithian bases and settlements were supplied from Fanixburg via portals leading straight to the bases, so that would not be too much of a problem.

Farms are being built within or close to Pherithian military bases now.

Road raiders are better armed, they have better weapons (and even bows).

*meet Black Star troops from @bear_369*

They hide near bushes and forests, attacking narrow gaps.

*meet Black Star troops from @bear_369*

The groups will arm themselves with raided weapons and take any food and gold.

*meet Black Star troops from @bear_369*

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{ Volya }

Note: You can kill him if you want.

Of course! >: D

The small drug pills were unlikely to reach Volya's mouth, a few of them entered.

Saberkuchen : "Hah!"

But he thrown up forcefully, possibly landing on the crowd that gathered near him.

Saberkuchen : "!!!"
Saberkuchen : "Eww!! I want not fun pills stained in saliva! Yuck!"

Volya punches the cake minion on his face, takes it and "eats" (He would keep biting the cake minion's parts away) it with pure brutality.

As Volya was biting the cake, his tongue could feel a lot of sweetness and wine running. But the cake also comes with a special flavor, that would put him into dizziness and sleep, perhaps even a coma.

"Death before dishonor!" He shouted angrily as he "eats" the cake minion

As Volya continued to eat the cake minion, his feelings of anger were strangely fading away as a comfy feel of sleepiness took the place.

He also attempts to cast a few strong anti-magic spells in order to dispell the magic webs.

All his attempts would fail miserably, instead eating up all his essence for nothing.
Volya now became weaker to the sweet cake poison.

Eventually Volya fell asleep.
Saberkuchen took the chance and stabbed Volya on the throat!

@Devin : Do you mind if I send Volya into some sort of underworld as afterlife?

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@Deroc: I updated the factions page, only the culture texts need a bit further editing.

Good.

But Pherithian territories should be removed from even the de jure map, because Eiramond signed the peace treaty and Eiramond formally gives up the land by signing it.

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@Deroc

{ Eisen } <✔>

"Wonderful, i will make sure to remember your services to our state (Indirectly saying i will remember what you done for me). Just two more questions, how much power does the prime minister wield? Can he or she be of Royal blood (My family)?"

"It's my pleasure to serve Eiramond and Pherith!"
"In the future. The Cakemaster has plans to let every Eirian, including those of royal blood, to be given the chance, but only in the future. Due to the circumstances, we cannot afford to grant much power to the prime minister. Instead, I, appointed as the Chief Advisor of Eiramond, will be holding the most power in Eiramond. I'm sorry but the Cakemaster has the final say."

"Until further instructions, the Prime Minister shall act as a secretary to us. He'll only take charge if I'm not around."
"The Prime Minister would be leading a parliament of appointed Eirians, and most likely be a Minister without portfolio."

"That is an interesting idea, although not much would change with a volunteer army." Felix Replied

"I can ask the Cakemaster for revised terms in the treaty. That way we can conscript Eirians again. But a thing -- the Cakemaster values gender equality very much. If we are going for conscription, we must conscript roughly equal amounts of troops in each gender."

Felix seems to get where this is going.

"Give Pherith the western borderlands? Then they would attack from the north. No, that is not a proper solution"

"At least that'll stop most of the attacks and we can focus our defense at the north. If not, you can consider becoming a protectorate of Pherith."

"The idea to join Arygos is better. Can you please elaborate about it? I mean i can't consider such a thing now, but it could indeed be in our interests, soon."

"Ah, sure, it's always nice to see Arygos growing bigger. You can join Arygos and have a say in our imperial hall, but I don't think the Cakemaster would allow you to be a kingdom of its own. I think he'll make you a protectorate instead, with some autonomy but your military and diplomacy will be in his control. To him, there can be no other kings in Arygos other than two, and both the crowns are in Deroc's hands."

"There are also whispers of a halt to their attacks. Although it would take quite long, perhaps years, until we are finally capable of an effective offensive"

"I don't think we should attack Black Star on our own. What we are supposed to do, is to bolster Eirian defenses."

 

[Devin]

@Deroc: Uhh, yeah isolated. Forgive my mistake.
I fixed the factions page.

I guess volya could enter some afterlife
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{ Eisen } <✔>

"It's my pleasure to serve Eiramond and Pherith!"
"In the future. The Cakemaster has plans to let every Eirian, including those of royal blood, to be given the chance, but only in the future. Due to the circumstances, we cannot afford to grant much power to the prime minister. Instead, I, appointed as the Chief Advisor of Eiramond, will be holding the most power in Eiramond. I'm sorry but the Cakemaster has the final say."

"Until further instructions, the Prime Minister shall act as a secretary to us. He'll only take charge if I'm not around."
"The Prime Minister would be leading a parliament of appointed Eirians, and most likely be a Minister without portfolio."

"Hmm okay" Felix replied in despair
"I'll remove you eventually" He thought

"I can ask the Cakemaster for revised terms in the treaty. That way we can conscript Eirians again. But a thing -- the Cakemaster values gender equality very much. If we are going for conscription, we must conscript roughly equal amounts of troops in each gender."

"No, we will not conscript women into our armies! They are more precious than to die on battlefields" Felix replied

"Ah, sure, it's always nice to see Arygos growing bigger. You can join Arygos and have a say in our imperial hall, but I don't think the Cakemaster would allow you to be a kingdom of its own. I think he'll make you a protectorate instead, with some autonomy but your military and diplomacy will be in his control. To him, there can be no other kings in Arygos other than two, and both the crowns are in Deroc's hands."

"I don't know what you call it in your homeland, but here it is called annexation. Surrendering our power and autonomy is not in our interests"

"I don't think we should attack Black Star on our own. What we are supposed to do, is to bolster Eirian defenses."

"Those lands need to return one day, one way, or another"

"I think i need some rest, we can continue the discussion later" Felix continued
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{ Western Eiramond And Arygosian Eiria } <✔>

Then these raiders would most likely have their heads shot as soon as they ambushed the troops.

They cannot shoot from their backs or sides, especially a head shot, can they?