Deroc
Muggeseggele!
@Devin
<Bite, cut, or whatever. Just make sure your blood come out and don't kill yourselves!>
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Battle of Eisen
OOC : I'll use a different style instead, saves me much trouble.
"For glory men! Charge!!" A captain orders his troops.
Two hundred sword-men charge from the inner sections to defeat the landing musketeers. They hope to swarm them.
Arygosian Sergeant #1 : "Aim for their eyes and necks! Also hit their smelly Eirian dicks too!"
*Arygosian musketeers fire bullets at the swordsmen's eyes, necks and genitals*
Pherithian Captain #1 : "Behold, the Pherithian riflemen! Pierce them with bayonets if they got too close!"
*Pherithian riflemen with bayonets soon charged to the scene*
*they didn't get too close to the Eirians and crouched while gunning the Eirian swordsmen*
*these Pherithian gunners could fire and reload much faster than most other Arygosian musketeers*
*they didn't need to stand up in order to reload*
*three Pherithian riflemen charged towards Volya with bayonets aiming at him*
*while firing on the move*
Volya's chest is hit by a bullet, although it didn't pierce his armor, the shock damaged him.
Random Arygosian : "Keep shooting this basterd!"
*Arygosians continued to fire bullets at Volya*
He notices the Arygosians charging from the frontal entrance and escapes from the musketeers to lead the front.
"Hey, come back here!"
*musketeers and riflemen continued to shoot at Volya*
*but Volya got away*
(...)
Magic ravens would soon appear, and the masses of artillery would fire heavy barrages at incoming cakes and troops.
Deroc : "Damned ravens! I hate these ravens!"
*force shields were conjured to block off the barrages, but they won't last forever don't worry*
*magical projectiles from battlemages and other wizards hit the magic ravens*
Deroc : "At last! The Cake Vomiters have arrived! Prepare to eat slimes, fools, and be buried in corrosive phlegm! And see your walls crumble!"
*giant green slimey cakes with big mouths and big limbs approached*
*these cakes opened their mouths big as they lifted their eyes upwards*
*these cakes put their hands around their mouths*
*these cakes sneezed!*
*giant balls of disgusting slime and phlegm were fired towards the Eirian positions!*
*these balls after hitting would explode greatly, also spawning several living venomous, corrosive and gluey slimes who would attack the Eirians*
*when infected Eirians die, more slimes would rip their corpses apart and emerge*
The frontal entrance is in front of a small bridge surrounded by a large ditch (so are the sectors)
Deroc : "Trench warfare, huh?"
Deroc : "I need a few Battlemages to go to the front. Afterwards, fire shockwaves and shower flames onto their positions! And blast their trenches!"
*seven Battlemages complied*
*lines of shockwaves dashed all the way towards the frontal entrance, passing through the ditch*
*rains of fiery meteors hit the walls and towers, some hit Eirian troops as well while Arygosians were gunning them as well*
Hundreds of archers throw fire arrows at the incoming cakes and Arygosian troops, from the towers and walls.
*Cake Vomiters fired further phlegm balls onto the Eirian defenses*
*causing explosions*
*spawning viral slimes to wreck havoc*
There are around three hundred pikemen guarding the gate. They have heavy shields and pikes moving through them.
*another shockwave was sent to disrupt the pikemen*
*some Musketeers and Bayonet Riflemen are gunning their eyes and genitals*
"Defend the entrance brothers! You are the guardians of this realm! We have defeated these monster before, we will prevail!" He shouts for the defending troops in order to inspire them.
Deroc : "You wouldn't already be here crying had Mythic not been killed by a busybody!"
Deroc : "Slaughter these fools! These fools remind me of bigots back in Malaysia!"
"For Zodal! Die infi-" A zealous soldier shouts before being shot by a musketeer.
"Zodal is great!" Another soldier shouts
The soldiers keep shouting religious words in order to keep up their morale and also taunt the enemy.
Deroc : "If only all of my buddies were here, Ah-Keong, Ah-Wah, Yuet-yin..."
Deroc : "If only I had fifty Tiger Warwagons, then I could finish off you infidels and crush your petty walls within minutes. You're lucky that we're stuck in the Middle Ages."
Deroc : "Anyways, Arygosians, fight for the Cake Crusade! Show them the glory of Arygos!"
Deroc : "They have their bigotry and idiocy! But we have Mythic! Mythic is watching us in the Heavens, he's forever with us! In the name of Mythic! Mythic will bless us in this Crusade! Let's make him proud!"
Random Arygosian : "Yay, Mythic is glorious!"
Random Arygosian : "In the name of Mythic! Peace Through Mythic! Peace Through Power!"
*Deroc tries to provoke the Eirians further without directly insulting Zodal*
Deroc : "And they're bigots and idiots! They don't let women to join their armies, how sexist they are! They're essentially killing their culture, their society and their backwards nation!"
Deroc : "Mythic blesses us all! Redeem yourselves, Eirians, for Mythic is a merciful one! Surrender and you'll live in peace and glory! Women of Eiramond, Mythic supports your struggle against sexism! All the Cakes are with Mythic!"
*Arygosian morale boosts somewhat*
Random Arygosian : "Charge! Death to Zodal! Glory to Mythic!"
Fenced tribesmen <✔>
<How can we cut it? should we bite?> The tribesmen asked
<Bite, cut, or whatever. Just make sure your blood come out and don't kill yourselves!>
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Battle of Eisen
OOC : I'll use a different style instead, saves me much trouble.
"For glory men! Charge!!" A captain orders his troops.
Two hundred sword-men charge from the inner sections to defeat the landing musketeers. They hope to swarm them.
*Arygosian musketeers fire bullets at the swordsmen's eyes, necks and genitals*
Pherithian Captain #1 : "Behold, the Pherithian riflemen! Pierce them with bayonets if they got too close!"
*Pherithian riflemen with bayonets soon charged to the scene*
*they didn't get too close to the Eirians and crouched while gunning the Eirian swordsmen*
*these Pherithian gunners could fire and reload much faster than most other Arygosian musketeers*
*they didn't need to stand up in order to reload*
*three Pherithian riflemen charged towards Volya with bayonets aiming at him*
*while firing on the move*
Volya's chest is hit by a bullet, although it didn't pierce his armor, the shock damaged him.
Random Arygosian : "Keep shooting this basterd!"
*Arygosians continued to fire bullets at Volya*
He notices the Arygosians charging from the frontal entrance and escapes from the musketeers to lead the front.
"Hey, come back here!"
*musketeers and riflemen continued to shoot at Volya*
*but Volya got away*
(...)
Magic ravens would soon appear, and the masses of artillery would fire heavy barrages at incoming cakes and troops.
Deroc : "Damned ravens! I hate these ravens!"
*force shields were conjured to block off the barrages, but they won't last forever don't worry*
*magical projectiles from battlemages and other wizards hit the magic ravens*
Deroc : "At last! The Cake Vomiters have arrived! Prepare to eat slimes, fools, and be buried in corrosive phlegm! And see your walls crumble!"
*giant green slimey cakes with big mouths and big limbs approached*
*these cakes opened their mouths big as they lifted their eyes upwards*
*these cakes put their hands around their mouths*
*these cakes sneezed!*
*giant balls of disgusting slime and phlegm were fired towards the Eirian positions!*
*these balls after hitting would explode greatly, also spawning several living venomous, corrosive and gluey slimes who would attack the Eirians*
*when infected Eirians die, more slimes would rip their corpses apart and emerge*
The frontal entrance is in front of a small bridge surrounded by a large ditch (so are the sectors)
Deroc : "Trench warfare, huh?"
Deroc : "I need a few Battlemages to go to the front. Afterwards, fire shockwaves and shower flames onto their positions! And blast their trenches!"
*seven Battlemages complied*
*lines of shockwaves dashed all the way towards the frontal entrance, passing through the ditch*
*rains of fiery meteors hit the walls and towers, some hit Eirian troops as well while Arygosians were gunning them as well*
Hundreds of archers throw fire arrows at the incoming cakes and Arygosian troops, from the towers and walls.
*Cake Vomiters fired further phlegm balls onto the Eirian defenses*
*causing explosions*
*spawning viral slimes to wreck havoc*
There are around three hundred pikemen guarding the gate. They have heavy shields and pikes moving through them.
*another shockwave was sent to disrupt the pikemen*
*some Musketeers and Bayonet Riflemen are gunning their eyes and genitals*
"Defend the entrance brothers! You are the guardians of this realm! We have defeated these monster before, we will prevail!" He shouts for the defending troops in order to inspire them.
Deroc : "You wouldn't already be here crying had Mythic not been killed by a busybody!"
Deroc : "Slaughter these fools! These fools remind me of bigots back in Malaysia!"
"For Zodal! Die infi-" A zealous soldier shouts before being shot by a musketeer.
"Zodal is great!" Another soldier shouts
The soldiers keep shouting religious words in order to keep up their morale and also taunt the enemy.
Deroc : "If only all of my buddies were here, Ah-Keong, Ah-Wah, Yuet-yin..."
Deroc : "If only I had fifty Tiger Warwagons, then I could finish off you infidels and crush your petty walls within minutes. You're lucky that we're stuck in the Middle Ages."
Deroc : "Anyways, Arygosians, fight for the Cake Crusade! Show them the glory of Arygos!"
Deroc : "They have their bigotry and idiocy! But we have Mythic! Mythic is watching us in the Heavens, he's forever with us! In the name of Mythic! Mythic will bless us in this Crusade! Let's make him proud!"
Random Arygosian : "Yay, Mythic is glorious!"
Random Arygosian : "In the name of Mythic! Peace Through Mythic! Peace Through Power!"
*Deroc tries to provoke the Eirians further without directly insulting Zodal*
Deroc : "And they're bigots and idiots! They don't let women to join their armies, how sexist they are! They're essentially killing their culture, their society and their backwards nation!"
Deroc : "Mythic blesses us all! Redeem yourselves, Eirians, for Mythic is a merciful one! Surrender and you'll live in peace and glory! Women of Eiramond, Mythic supports your struggle against sexism! All the Cakes are with Mythic!"
*Arygosian morale boosts somewhat*
Random Arygosian : "Charge! Death to Zodal! Glory to Mythic!"