Recent content by elmogonnaeatya

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It was an chilly autumn morning, one of my first as a detective, in fact, when three officers rushed into the station asking for me. They said a corpse with a bullet wound to the head had been left outside the station. Just deal with it your bloody selves, I thought, but followed them out...

Oof. Deep, mate. Real deep.

Rust... Yes. I totally understand... *walks away slowly*

Bet what? Bet your love? Deal. I win. Love me. I have no friends.

Sir. This blew my mind. Thank you.

I am attempting to escape the wrath of a vengeful monster that eats children. So just another Monday.

Sah, dude.

I was uhhh... 's searchin' through my clothe hampster, and I find y'all cooped there. I mighty wonderin' whachy'all doin' down 'ere.

Watch your mouth, son. No boat is the same as another, each has its own beauty 'n flaws. Best remember that from now on.

Well, we'll get along great since I just so happen to be a 9 year old Minecraft YouTuber.

Thanks. Everyone around here seems so friendly. A breath of fresh air from all the feminism, fake news, and trillion+ genders...

Finally, somebody that understands the completely rational fear of a docile sea creature. Also, thanks.

Whales terrify me.