AHHHHHH! A HOLY SWORD! MY ONLY WEAKNESS! *starts running around with piercing shrieks, then stops and grins at Neptune* Just kidding. I'm technically not an undead. That still hurt, though. D:
It was a darksouls reference im a Knight who uses Miracles i just used an invasion artifact so thats why i look all dakr spirity and my sword is just lothrics holsword
Well. That explains why you're such a heartless bastard slashing and murdering a poor necromancer. I just wanted to be your friend.
*runs away to a nearby decrepit ruins*
Will be friends after i finish slay a necromancer quest i got youre the only necromancer i know since everyone else is a lich *chases him* Besides you can respawn
Great. Nooow you're wreaking my beloved home too. Didn't you have enough satisfaction from senselessly murdering countless people who just happens to be dead? Look, you've woken everybody up with all that ruckus! *casts spell* *massive hordes of armored undeads crawls out*
*Performs wrath of the gods miracle a giant white holy explosion destroys all undead* seriously sending undead is not very effective plus your dungeon is gonna reset anyway
Tis' my trade, oh dark holy spirit, tis' my trade. I'm just a fiddler who is incapable of casting more refined spells. Although... I do have a few trinkets that these dead adventurers happened to drop by. *casts a scroll and giant hands of earth rises up below Neptune to crush him*
U huh *uses cheap ass hero roll ability even though is in heavy armor* Oh well *Performs holy lightning spear attack that removed the stone skin of the dragons in the first age of fire and destroys hands* your still severely out matched
Don't worry, my murderous friend. That was the most useless one in my inventory. *pops open a fancy bottle and mists billow out like smoke* *mist condense into a spectral dragon that spits acid toward Neptune*
You do realize i have atleast slain 5 dragons aswell as gods in the years ive played dark souls *Throws Holy Lightning Spear attack at the dragon* there the main reason i use this spell!!!!
Hm. That is a bit troublesome. Then... *takes out a purple ribbon from pocket and draws a circle with it on the air* *circle turns into a portal and five dragons spring out* There, how about that? You should be fine with this too though, I'm sure you know all of their patterns already.
*The Scaleless dragon immidiately starts killing the other 4 dragons* Well you shouldve known that Seath hates other dragons *hides behind rock and watches seath pwn other dragons with crystal magic*
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