just for kicks

I like reptiles. You like reptiles. Everybody likes reptiles. If for some reason somebody doesn't like reptiles, then they should not be on this page. With all that aside, some are of the opinion that not all reptiles are equal. With this in mind, which reptile is the best reptile?

When the grocery store burned down, a group of outcasts known as the Vegetables survived. They created a society. The people worshiped them. Things were great, until one day a hunk of meat walked into town. It's bloody flesh left a trail on the street. "You are doomed, you are all doomed!" It...