Count to 50 before a staff member

[Shadras]

Although seven is the traditionally lucky one.

 

[NecroticPest]

Eight is the one AFTER the lucky one!

 

[KenżaSheep]

Nine looks an awful lot like none as a typo....

 

[Shadras]

Are you sure that's a tenable reason to make that mistake?

 

[KatsuTheCat]

A police officer at my school said “We will never forget nine eleven”
I said well i sure hope not it’s your phone number.

 

[Shadras]

I imagine they've have twelve times the issues elsewhere.

 

[KatsuTheCat]

I went into a pet shop and asked for twelve bees. The shopkeeper counted out thirteen and handed them over.
“You’ve given me one too many.”
“That one is a freebie.”

 

[Shadras]

Did you get all those bees fourteens?

 

[KenżaSheep]

Fifteen bad puns in a row.

 

[Shadras]

Oh boo. You could make a fiefdom out of fifteen. I, however, will visit the sixteen chapel and pray for thy forgiveness.

 

[KenżaSheep]

It'd take me far over seventeen days to follow you on foot.

 

[Shadras]

Then I'd get started, unless you want to get eighteen by the oncoming zombie hoard.

 

[KenżaSheep]

I was planning to leave tonineteen, but I suppose I'll have to revise that thought....

 

[KatsuTheCat]

I can't think of pun to do with the word 'twenty'

 

[BrookeDi]

0

 

[KatsuTheCat]

aw... we almost won...

 

[BrookeDi]

0

 

[KatsuTheCat]

one day we'll get a new record...

 

[Knosis]

NEver.

 

[KenżaSheep]

Kno one cares