Joke of the Day!

Sean E.

Sean E.

The Joke-Spewing Storyteller
This is just a thread I wanted to make for stupid jokes that you can check out and get a crack at. So yeah here ya go. I'll post a new one here everyday in case you want to check em out.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
 
Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
 
What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?
No thanks, I'm stuffed!
 
I hope you don't mind me giving you my own dumb joke. It's very Kiowa flavored, but I hope you'll enjoy the contribution.

What's the difference between a catholic priest, and a US Army recruiter?
A recruiter at least waits until you're 17 to try and fuck you.
 
Since there have been no new posts for some time now, I'll try to keep this thread alive fora little longer.

I was once chatting with a friend from North Korea. I asked him how is life in his country.
He said he can't complain.
 
[Appreciate it, I've been a bit busy lately so I kinda forgot about it!]

What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip-off!
 
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