Jokes So Bad, They're Good

[Agent Shade]

Put the worst of the worst jokes you've ever heard here! I'll start off.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

. . .

I have no idea. I'm not the chicken.

 

[Saarai]

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was a salted.

 

[VoxInTheBox]

Two men walk into a bar..

You'd think the second would have known better.

 

[Pupper]

How does NASA throw a party?
They planet.

 

[Grothnor]

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Spoiler

Where's my tractor?

 

[Saarai]

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "We don't serve food here."

 

[TheZanta]

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver?

Spoiler

She's dead.

 

[ArQane]

What is DNA?

Spoiler: Answer

You thought this was a joke. Got'em

 

[GoddessLuna]

What kind of pie does a ghost prefer?



A Boooooo Berry Pie~

*Ba dum dis*

 

[Pupper]

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
He was outstanding in his field.

 

[That_One_Girl988]

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho Cheese

 

[Princess Jade]

What's a fish without an eye?

FSH