Make me laugh. Do it.

[Soup]

I'd say keep it clean but that might ruin jokes, and frankly I don't care. Bring on the jokes! Please...

 

[Nilum]

The early bird gets the worm. The second mouse gets the cheese.

 

[Shadelier]

The early bird gets the worm. The second mouse gets the cheese.

Ma forcing my sister to get up for school, saying, "The early bird gets the worm." Sister retorts sleepily, "But Ma, the early worm gets eaten."

 

[Sean E.]

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip-off!

 

[Saviarre]

I'm not really very funny, but last night, I finally cooked a corned beef I've been craving for weeks. I looked forward to that bastard for so long. And then, when I took it out to cut it, I dropped it all over the floor and the dog swooped in and stole it.
Yeah, I did try to tell you that I'm not funny.

 

[Trust]

View attachment 214 Pictures count as cheating?

 

[Soup]

View attachment 214 Pictures count as cheating?

Not at all

 

[Joshua Raxter]

I used to be so big....I could stunt double for the Indiana Jones Ball....

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Hi laugh, I'm Gwazi.

 

[Trust]

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