OH MY PICKLES

[DerpyDuck!]

HELP ME IM FREAKING OUT THIS IS IN MY FRONT YARD RIGHT NOW AND I CANT TELL IF ITS REAL

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[TheZanta]

Try poking it with a stick to see if it's real.

 

[Silence]

It looks real. I'm not gonna be any help though. Snakes are the worst thing possible in my imagination. So my advice is to watch very carefully where you step tomorrow morning and probably for a long time. What if it had babies? Ick...

 

[DerpyDuck!]

IT WAS FUCKING FAKE SOME ASSHOLE PUT IT THERE AUGHHHH

 

[Explodinator]

Thank the pickles it was only a fake.

 

[Jomber]

Am I the only one who would have tried to be a moron and approach the snake? I think they're cool.

 

[Blackstone]

I'll be honest... I chuckled a little.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

I'll be honest... I chuckled a little.

Same XD