Kian
Humanity's Stargazer
The Prison Horror Story.
Here's the real thread, but have this great Prison Story.
You're walking through the Prison.
There's no one around,
And your in cuffs.
Out the corner of your eye you spot it.
DEUS VULT
It's following you
About 30 feet back.
It gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
Its gaining on you.
DEUS VULT.
You're looking for the keys,
But you're all fumbling about.
It's almost upon you now
And you can see there's blood on its face!
My god, there's blood everywhere!
Running for you life!
(DEUS VULT)
It's brandishing a skull.
(It's DEUS VULT)
Lurking in the shadows
Supercultist evil maniac.
Living in the prison,
(DEUS VULT)
Killing for belief,
(DEUS VULT)
Burning all the bodies
Actual, cultist maniac.
Now it's dark and you seem to have lost it,
But you're hopelessly lost yourself.
Stranded with a cultist,
You creep silently through the halls.
A-ha! In the distance,
A guard room with a light on.
Hope!
You move stealthily toward it,
But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!
Gnawing off your leg,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Limping toward the guard room,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Now you're on the door,
Sitting inside, cultist maniac.
Sharpening an ax,
(DEUS VULT.)
But it doesn't hear you enter,
(DEUS VULT.)
You're sneaking up behind it.
Strangling evil cultist maniac.
Fighting for your life with cultist maniac,
Wrestling a knife from cultist maniac,
Stab it in its kidney.
Safe at last from cultist maniac.
You limp through the halls,
Blood oozing from your stump leg.
But you have won.
You have beaten cultist maniac
Wait! It isn't dead! Cultist Surprise!
There's a gun to your head, and death in its eyes.
But you can do Jiu Jitsu
Body Slam evil cultist maniac
Legendary fight with cultist maniac
Normal Tuesday night for cultist maniac
You try to swing an axe at cultist maniac
But blood is draining fast from your stump leg
It's dodging every swipe, it parries to the left
You counter to the right, you catch it in the neck
You're chopping off it head now
You have just decapitated cultist maniac
Its head topples to the floor, expressionless
You fall to your knees and catch your breath
You're finally safe from cultist maniac.
Here's the real thread, but have this great Prison Story.
You're walking through the Prison.
There's no one around,
And your in cuffs.
Out the corner of your eye you spot it.
DEUS VULT
It's following you
About 30 feet back.
It gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
Its gaining on you.
DEUS VULT.
You're looking for the keys,
But you're all fumbling about.
It's almost upon you now
And you can see there's blood on its face!
My god, there's blood everywhere!
Running for you life!
(DEUS VULT)
It's brandishing a skull.
(It's DEUS VULT)
Lurking in the shadows
Supercultist evil maniac.
Living in the prison,
(DEUS VULT)
Killing for belief,
(DEUS VULT)
Burning all the bodies
Actual, cultist maniac.
Now it's dark and you seem to have lost it,
But you're hopelessly lost yourself.
Stranded with a cultist,
You creep silently through the halls.
A-ha! In the distance,
A guard room with a light on.
Hope!
You move stealthily toward it,
But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!
Gnawing off your leg,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Limping toward the guard room,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Now you're on the door,
Sitting inside, cultist maniac.
Sharpening an ax,
(DEUS VULT.)
But it doesn't hear you enter,
(DEUS VULT.)
You're sneaking up behind it.
Strangling evil cultist maniac.
Fighting for your life with cultist maniac,
Wrestling a knife from cultist maniac,
Stab it in its kidney.
Safe at last from cultist maniac.
You limp through the halls,
Blood oozing from your stump leg.
But you have won.
You have beaten cultist maniac
Wait! It isn't dead! Cultist Surprise!
There's a gun to your head, and death in its eyes.
But you can do Jiu Jitsu
Body Slam evil cultist maniac
Legendary fight with cultist maniac
Normal Tuesday night for cultist maniac
You try to swing an axe at cultist maniac
But blood is draining fast from your stump leg
It's dodging every swipe, it parries to the left
You counter to the right, you catch it in the neck
You're chopping off it head now
You have just decapitated cultist maniac
Its head topples to the floor, expressionless
You fall to your knees and catch your breath
You're finally safe from cultist maniac.