Squidward Uchiha
Squid Style: Clarinet Jutsu
Any "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" fans? Yes? No? ... probably the latter. xD
Anyways: this is a simple word game. All you have to is copy the above prompt below, fill in the blank with a noun, and then answer the prompt with a funny quip/joke that sounds fine in context but sounds like a disparaging remark or innuendo when it it's directed at your significant other. It's really fun if you actually do have a significant other... unlike me...
Ahem, uh, so to start out, I'll give you some examples and we'll go from there. Here they are:
"Things You Can Say About Your Motorcycle But Not Your Partner"
If you push up tight, you can get three people on it.
"Things You Can Say About Your Dog But Not Your Partner"
Hey, get off the mailman!
"Things You Can Say About Your Computer But Not Your Partner"
Next year, I'm getting rid of it and getting the new model.
Anyways: this is a simple word game. All you have to is copy the above prompt below, fill in the blank with a noun, and then answer the prompt with a funny quip/joke that sounds fine in context but sounds like a disparaging remark or innuendo when it it's directed at your significant other. It's really fun if you actually do have a significant other... unlike me...
Ahem, uh, so to start out, I'll give you some examples and we'll go from there. Here they are:
"Things You Can Say About Your Motorcycle But Not Your Partner"
If you push up tight, you can get three people on it.
"Things You Can Say About Your Dog But Not Your Partner"
Hey, get off the mailman!
"Things You Can Say About Your Computer But Not Your Partner"
Next year, I'm getting rid of it and getting the new model.
