What would the Avatar above you say?

Colonel Deadpool, at your service!
I thought it was "Captain Deadpool"
Nah, I'm saving that for when I buy my pirate ship! Besides, Colonel sounds cooler.
Sounds like we're a piece of corn.
General Deadpool, at your service!
What, are we not specific enough?
Do be quiet. We're trying to appear official here.


I'm just a nerd
"He left me on delivered to get the milk, now I cry every day trying not to give up for my kids, but I'm broken enough to admit it's all a fake smile...."