What would the Avatar above you say?

[Enki]

What???

Stupid, I know.

 

[Constance Ardeth]

Stupid, I know.

?

 

[SKaZer0]

This marriage will unite our people.

 

[Constance Ardeth]

I have come to save you, my love.

 

[Enki]

I do.

 

[SKaZer0]

We are just two regular guys standing here.

 

[Constance Ardeth]

Never fear, for I shall save you!!

 

[SpotlessEeriness]

"Yaaa I done paid 65$ for this lipstick. You see the amount of red in this, son? You see the pigment???
It's Yves Saint Laurent, mofo. You dare get those filthy Mountain Dew and Hot Cheeto dust covered flappers near them and I'll fukin shank ya, swear on me mum. Just give me the ring and leave. Get. Out."

 

[Enki]

Shhh. It's time for a bedside story.

 

[SKaZer0]

Still standing.

 

[Constance Ardeth]

You have naught to fear oh beautiful lady. I am here.

 

[Constance Ardeth]

Like my glasses hon?

 

[Sen]

"I'm starting to regret getting married."

 

[Kin no Keifu]

Should I be having this existential crisis so quietly?

 

[Minerva]

You messed with the WRONG angel today!

 

[link8304]

"My Favorite Color is Red!"

 

[TheGreenerGrey]

Hyah! Haa! Rrrrya!

 

[link8304]

Hyah! Haa! Rrrrya!

.....Touche.

"Is this gun dirty?"

 

[Minerva]

Another day, another Ganon attack.

 

[TheGreenerGrey]

I’m gonna kick the ass of whatever pervert designed this suit for me.