What would the Avatar above you say?

[Enki]

See this? This is my BOOMPISTOL! ...No wait, that does not rhyme as well as I thought it would...

 

[TheGreenerGrey]

I’ll show you Ian, that I am the silly face MASTER and cannot be beaten.

 

[Minerva]

I’m gonna kick the ass of whatever pervert designed this suit for me.

I mean, yeah. That DOES happen.

This gun is my best friend.

 

[Enki]

God, I am getting sweaty under this dress.

 

[Raynar Saassin]

I am the champion of the silly face contest.

 

[Enki]

Well, for others I say they are fake. But for you... Yes, they are real.

 

[Natalya Rostova]

How YOU doin'?

 

[Enki]

WHEE! I'm a shooting star! BEST. BIRTHDAY. EVER!

 

[SpotlessEeriness]

"Look at me. I'm probably an influential politician. Or maybe I used to be an influential politican. I just can't remember my name. By the way, what color are dead bees?
..Yes, that was a non sequitur, and yes; I'm aware of the fact that I look like a dead man. But I threw you off real good, didn't I? Now get lost before I shank ya."

 

[Enki]

CAN YOU SMEEEEELL...
...WHAT MY FINGER...
...SMELLS LIKE?

 

[TheGreenerGrey]

Little do they know...
This... is my normal face.

DUN DUN DUNNNNNN

 

[Enki]

Say what again! I double dare you!

 

[TheGreenerGrey]

They'll never find the remote control.





Or the bodies.

 

[SpotlessEeriness]

"Oh, leave me out of this, I beg of you. I'm wearing a latex suit under tanned leather. Do you even wanna know if that's money in my pocket or do I have to show you what I have under the suit to make you understand?"

 

[Raynar Saassin]

I wonder how long I can keep my finger right on my nose before anyone notices...

 

[TheGreenerGrey]

One shot. Four kills.

 

[Raynar Saassin]

Give me the money. No, seriously, my suit uses money as fuel.

 

[Natalya Rostova]

Did you get your tickets for the gun show? ;D

 

[Minerva]

Space. The final frontier.

 

[Raynar Saassin]

Do I need more red? I think I need more Red on me.