This was me vs my little bro. I'll put the entire rap battle on here because it's hilarious and why not? Also he is terrible at rhyming and half of this makes no sense whatsoever
Me = blue text
Bro = red text
Get dunked on by the meme master
all of your attempts at puns are a total disaster
Papyrus's spaghetti is better than your comments
You really need to just stop and think a moment.
What the heck are you doing just typing anything that comes to mind?
why don't you just look at what you're doing and you'll find
you sound like an idiot
I'm getting sick of it
DO YOU WANNA HAVE A BAD TIME?
Stop obsessing and you'll find
Your roasts are way behind the times.
yo mamas and john cena
Usin' those, I wouldn't wanna be ya.
Air horns are way better then your J-pop
Hows the weather?
Hot right?
My roasts are near.
Im cold heated.
No mercy.
it doesn't rhyme.
Im sorry for insultion
This roast is not repostive (I have no idea what he said here, those aren't even words lmao)
YOU ARE SO FREAKING REPULSIVE!
kETCHUP. gIVE UP.
Finding words that rhyme really isn’t your forte
Its okay, I can rap better than you can play
Minecraft, Roblox, jailbreak, Fortnite
I will be up beating your sorry butt all night
Come on and take me on
I will never be done
Your roasts all sound so dumb
They’re even more stupid than countering with “your mom!”
goodbYE HUMAN. iT WAS BAD TO MEET ya.
Sans is really gonna beat ya
hes gonna kill every friend you love.
gonna punch you in the face with a boxing glove
In the race for greatness they all surpass
Sorry, couldn't think of something that rhymes with “Surpass”
If I wanted to kill myself,
Id jump of you and land on a shelf.
you go right up straight to mars.
higher than the smoke of cigars
Your blind as a bat but now you see.
Your ego is your greatest enemy.
When the first of the church bells chime
I hope your ready to have a bad time.
(This last part is really long. Obviously I won this battle)
Okay, listen here kid.
if you really think you're superior you're an idiot.
what do you think you're doing writing random things?
Let's be honest here, I'm dangling you from a string
I know the roasts that would destroy your will to live
But I still don't use them because I'm a good person
unlike somebody I know
Your blood will stain the snow
but that's more than you will ever know.
I am fueled by your suffering
And that sounds like an evil thing
but the only real crime here is your existence and this comment string...
I am going to own your face
but why would I want it, it's ugly anyway
I am the only true master of wordplay
I am the master and you had better pray
Just hope I don’t break you as badly as I did to all my toys
We all know by now that girls are much better than boys.
Now I'm spinning these fire beats
faster than you'll run away from me,
You're going down is all I'm gonna say.
“Omae wa mou shinderu” you’re already dead, that’s what I’ll say to you
And while you’re busy saying “nani?” I’ll wreck you harder than Mami
With a “Tiro Finale” point my gun up into the sky
Ima snipe you down because boy you suck at Fortnite
Don’t you dare run from me
you’ve gotta face your destiny
Boy honestly you’re wimpy and your roasts are kinda skimpy
This is getting kinda trippy
all I’m saying is you’re a wannabe.
Boy, you wanna fight me?
You’re going down into the ground
More certainly than the Earth spins round
And you won’t be able to make a sound
Because you’ll be deader than a dead mouse
Just like explodingtnt you’re gonna blow your chance at victory
Life is all a game, and you’re a pawn, and I’m the queen
And you are gonna feel the pain, me spittin’ rhymes like acid rain.
I’m a diamond, you’re a rock
It’s like I’m a princess, you’re a sock
Without a match, forever lost
Only in that aspect are we the same.
What do you think there is to gain
By trying to defeat me it’ll only end in fatality
I’m the shepard, you’re the sheep
“B-AA” you gonna scream
Candy, cake, and ice cream
Not even chocolate is more sweet
Than the way I’m gonna feel after my definite victory!
Get dunked on, kid.
