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Well hello and welcome. Would you like to play a game? I find this parlour to be quite satisfying and it wouldn't hurt the pass the time; right? The rules of the game are very simple; in fact it is barely a game at all! It is more like a dare; I dare you to post one exciting fact about yourself...

I'm sorry; I had too. Welcome to my introduction thread; I'm going to preface this by saying that I am awful at this sort of thing. Expect random exclamations and forth wall breaking italic, you have been warned! Matriarch is quite a mouthful isn't it? Feel free to call me Matri. Which is a...